Coach is old fashioned. I don’t know how old he is, but he always tells us about fighting Germans in WWI. It seems like he would be pretty old if that were true. Anyways, he definitely has an old fashioned style. I’ll give you a few stories.
For starters, coach has three interns that carry around his Microsoft Surfaces; he’s got like 50 of the things because he thinks they’re pictures. The team has tried to show him that he only needs to use one, but at this point we have given up.
This year in training camp coach must have told every person to “stop being sissies and rub some dirt on it.” At first it seemed fine, people were just having minor issues shaking the cobwebs off. However, we realized something was up when our defensive tackle Luke Pierce’s finger was protruding a bone and coach told him to rub some dirt on it. I mean people were throwing up and this dude’s finger bone is hanging out and the coach just comes over with a handful of dirt. Maybe he was just too blind to see the bone. I don’t know.
Coach is also crazy about time, we’ve got to be to everything and hour earlier than we’re supposed to. If practice starts at 5 AM coach expects guys to be there at 4 AM. We’re not sure if he literally doesn’t know what time zone we’re in or is just big on punctuality.
Most of the time the old-timey stuff the coach does is fine. It has definitely given an old school level of mental and physical toughness, plus sometimes it’s hilarious. Personally, the worst part of the coach being so old is the water breaks. We don’t have fountains or tables with cups, whenever we take a water break we line up and the coach gives us all a ladle of water. It’s pretty damn weird. We’re all sharing one ladle and the coach only gives us one scoop. I don’t know man. One thing I won’t forget for the rest of my career and possibly life is “rub some dirt on it.”
For starters, coach has three interns that carry around his Microsoft Surfaces; he’s got like 50 of the things because he thinks they’re pictures. The team has tried to show him that he only needs to use one, but at this point we have given up.
This year in training camp coach must have told every person to “stop being sissies and rub some dirt on it.” At first it seemed fine, people were just having minor issues shaking the cobwebs off. However, we realized something was up when our defensive tackle Luke Pierce’s finger was protruding a bone and coach told him to rub some dirt on it. I mean people were throwing up and this dude’s finger bone is hanging out and the coach just comes over with a handful of dirt. Maybe he was just too blind to see the bone. I don’t know.
Coach is also crazy about time, we’ve got to be to everything and hour earlier than we’re supposed to. If practice starts at 5 AM coach expects guys to be there at 4 AM. We’re not sure if he literally doesn’t know what time zone we’re in or is just big on punctuality.
Most of the time the old-timey stuff the coach does is fine. It has definitely given an old school level of mental and physical toughness, plus sometimes it’s hilarious. Personally, the worst part of the coach being so old is the water breaks. We don’t have fountains or tables with cups, whenever we take a water break we line up and the coach gives us all a ladle of water. It’s pretty damn weird. We’re all sharing one ladle and the coach only gives us one scoop. I don’t know man. One thing I won’t forget for the rest of my career and possibly life is “rub some dirt on it.”
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