(S14) PT 4 - Cameo

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Cooter Bigsby loves trashy TV, and trashy women. So nothing sounded better for Cooter than an offseason being on trashy TV with trashy women. He decided to take part in a reality show where Cooter would have to decide among a group of 20 of the finest trailer trash that America had to offer which ones would move on in the show and eventually because the future Ex Mrs. Bigsby. They called it "Bachelor Bigsby". It started off like most shows, with a wet T-shirt contest, where Cooter would eliminate the first 2 of the starting 20. Wait, that's not how most of the shows start? Well they should, cause that would be fucking awesome. So anyways he sends away a couple floosies and then he has to start, y'know, talking to them and shit. And going on these weird ass dates. But at night when the Wild Turkey started flowing that's when things started getting nasty in the hot tub. By episode 5 you could probably get pregnant just sitting in that hot tub. I got off topic, or did I? Anyways come the end of the season Cooter ends up picking Tami-Jo-Lynn and they go off to elope in Vegas before she woke up the next morning to Cooter passed out in a bathtub with her sister. Guess there's room for a season two now.