TPE Tracker Copypastas

[terriblehippo]

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bot? I'll have you know I graduated top of my draft class in the DSFL, and I've been involved in numerous secret games on Ti-Juana, and I have over 300 confirmed rushing TDs. I am trained in gorilla football and I'm the top rushing QB in the entire league. You are nothing to me but just another O-lineman. I will rush the fuck past you with handedness the likes of which has never been seen before in this game, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Discord? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Ryan Leaf Sr. and your LR is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your playoff hopes. You're fucking inactive, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can score on you in over eighty-seven yards, and that's just with my bare handedness. Not only am I extensively trained in offense, but I have access to the entire playbook of the Baltimore Hawks and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable little team off the face of the boxscore, you little shit. If only you could have know what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the TPE, you goddamn idiot. I will shit points all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, multi."