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“Well, the last time Ryan offered me some of his "secret stuff" I woke up in an alley behind the statium with no underwear and a tattoo scrawled across my back in a strange language I didn't recognise. All I heard about what happened was from Dorfus. Apparently, Logan caught me dancing inside the statium fountain with no pants on singing "Singing in the Rain." After that, Logan saw me climb over the fence and run off. I wasn't on the news, thank God, but I still have no idea what I did or what this tattoo means to this day. So yeah not really eager to try anymore of Ryan's "secret stuff" anytime soon.” -Apollo Reed Seawolves Teammate