Our coach is a bit of a pussy. He always plays by the rules, and I mean always. What’s the harm in cheating a little bit? Every practice, I devise a new way to cheat and every practice, he says no. What’s up his butt?
We had a nice long conversation after I showed him a 30 slide presentation on the benefits of steroids as it relates to athletic performance. He kept yapping on about “fair play” and “danger to players” as if that matters. I was under the impression that winning is the only important thing. Apparently not?
Last Thursday he and I sat down in his office and AGAIN I tried to educate him on the benefits of taping the Otters practices for when we play them next, and AGAIN he told me he wanted to “win fair, or not at all.” Can you believe this bull?
What are the consequences? The NSFL head office won’t do anything besides give us a slap on the wrist. Especially for a first offense! And they certainly won’t revoke our wins.
How hard is it to bribe a Yeti employee to “lose” a playbook? There are so many ways to gain an edge and apparently our coach refuses to entertain any of them.
So yes, our coach is a bit of a pussy.
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We had a nice long conversation after I showed him a 30 slide presentation on the benefits of steroids as it relates to athletic performance. He kept yapping on about “fair play” and “danger to players” as if that matters. I was under the impression that winning is the only important thing. Apparently not?
Last Thursday he and I sat down in his office and AGAIN I tried to educate him on the benefits of taping the Otters practices for when we play them next, and AGAIN he told me he wanted to “win fair, or not at all.” Can you believe this bull?
What are the consequences? The NSFL head office won’t do anything besides give us a slap on the wrist. Especially for a first offense! And they certainly won’t revoke our wins.
How hard is it to bribe a Yeti employee to “lose” a playbook? There are so many ways to gain an edge and apparently our coach refuses to entertain any of them.
So yes, our coach is a bit of a pussy.
222 words
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