(S1) - Weekend PT #3 - Coach Speak

[Ghostspeed]

I have been blessed by some great coaches and until I became a pro they all seemed to be quite happy and generally impressed with the skills I have either brought to them or developed under them until now. The Baltimore Hawks Receivers Coach is a former player and XFL champion Turnell McDonald.
Coach McDonald is originally from Maryland even though he went to Kansas State. He's a task master, whose demands are high and is really very high strung and emotional.
He wears his XFL Championship ring proudly and is quick to show it off and let us know that it was a better league and he was a much better reciever than any MF'r in this league. This is usually paraphrased as "I'm the REAL MF'r."
If during practice a drill you ran wasn't up to his standards. Usually sounds like this...
"MuthaF'ng Big bird" , that would be me Cooper Christmas. I know this cause Damien Wild is always called "Dammit Muthafkr", and Ryan Lecavalier is referred to as "Fkin'Lemon". I have no idea where these endearing names came from but, it's a good thing as coach has a lazy eye that makes it difficult to tell exactly who the hell he's yelling at without the the identifying name. To compound this problem coach loves to point at the offending player but unfortunately his pointer finger was broken six times between his XFL and CFL playing days and it's pretty badly twisted. So this doesn't help the situation.
I.E.;
"I can't believe what I am seeing you sloppy ass Mutha Fucker You fk'd up tha route ...it was a 8 yard IN!!....Why? ..Why?"
Now he could be referring to Damien or Ryan or myself. But, with the applicable nickname it's so much easier and just makes practice Sooo much smoother.
"I can't believe what I am seeing you sloppy ass Mutha Fucker You fk'd up tha route ...it was a 8 yard IN!!....Why? ..DammitMuthafkrWhy?"
See what I mean.
Hey, here's a shot of Coach McDonalds ring. We had it inscribed for him with "I'm the REAL MF'r"