Shaka (The Otters current Coach, GM, defensive tackle, and guiding star) is a totally different coach. This man is hyper organized. When he took over midseason, he has already shaken up the organization to a critical level. His first day, the breakout room whiteboard was all meticulously copied with a "The state of the Otter's Franchise" thesis. This important document outlined for every Fighting Otter, how to deal with each team. This document was so valuable, Logan Noble of the Colorado Yeti, attempted to send his undercover football information gathering specialist "the Deflator" into the Otters locker room in an attempt to acquire access, photos of the secret document, and plant listening devices. Luckily for the Otters, Stanislaw Maddox is incredibly prejusticed against men with ridiculous nicknames, and proceeded to strip search the Deflator upon entry into the locker room. At this point, listening devices and a handheld receiver were discovered on his person, and the subject was ejected from the Otters locker room in a friendly and agreeable manner, through a window which was currently half open. Legislation is currently pending against Mr. Noble for his attempted subterfuge, althought the court's docket is expected to dismiss the case on the grounds of the Otters being cool.
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