(S1) - Weekend PT #3 - Coach Speak

[Esa77]

Outlaws coach King Bronko has a great mind for the game. He's always looking at film and coming up with new plays. We as players have a lot of confidence in him and know he can lead us to a championship. Like any team though sometimes the players become unmotivated at points in the season, so we need something to jump start us. Besides his usual pep talks our coach brings in Strippers before the game to get us all fired up! These aren't any old strippers. These are girls from Arizona State University, which is know to have the hottest college women in the entire country. Our coach hand picks them and pays them a ton of money to come to our games and strip for the team. This happens right before we go out for kick off. It's a good thing we're all wearing cups, otherwise we might have some pitched tents on the field. Anyway, seeing boobs before the game makes us remember why we're doing this in the first place, to get tons of ass and be a champion, which go hand in hand. So we go out there and play our best because we have boobs on the brain. It's quite genius. King Bronko is a real innovator. I'm not sure if this is legal, but at 5-3 it seems to be working.