(S15) PT 2 - Absolute Power

[Frick_Nasty]

Well it seems @infinitempg ate some bad watermelon or some shit I don't know but he said he's gonna be gone for the remainder of the season so I took it upon myself to become acting general manager. What really happened was Tony "Big Salami" Gabagool had a wrestling match to see who would be in charged. With the aid of Beau Montgomery he distracted the ref while I pulled out brass knuckles from out of my pants and clocked him one good to get the pin. So after whooping @shipwreckrising ass I made it my job to make then offense run laps any time they talked over me. Ha suck it @KingCollins. Well seeing that the Yeti are sitting at 3rd in the division I took it upon myself to trade our 3rd round pick for the next 3 years for Yellowknife Wraiths quarterback Cooter Bigsby. Once we had Bigsby on the team I had a team inject steroids into him while sleeping and had him tested immediately for performance enhancement drugs. It was my plan all along to ruin Bigsby ls career since he ruined the San Antonio Marshals chances at an undefeated regular season last year. The very next day infinitempg came back to yeti headquarters stating that he is allergic to fruit and just needed antihistamines. He then saw the damage done and said "Berry, good job wraiths are left without a quarterback the division has gotten easier."