So you asked your ol pal Logan to run the show until the GM gets back in? Yeah? And you said I get to have absolute power to do whatever I want?
Bet.
Let's take a walk to the field. All this grass, can it be colored? What do you mean you're not sure? Is there something specifically preventing us from painting the fields in the NSFL rulebook? No? Ok. Paint this shit black. Yeah, all of it. Hashmarks white but literally everything else black. I wanna feel like I'm playing in outer space. And I'm the astronaut player of the year. Let's move along.
Finances. Let's talk to the finance department.
Guys, call literally every player on the team and tell them they'll be taking the vet minium for the rest of their time here. But what?!?! Just do it. What am I doing with all that money? We're restructuring our shining star Ryan Leaf Jr's contract by giving him literally all of our cap space. Why? Cause he has a good heart and if he wants to share with his friends I'm sure he would. Duh.......... Stadium upgrades!
Let's take another walk.
Look at this garbage... Only a few years old and this stadium is pathetic... But don't worry your new boss Mr. Uchiha will fix this. First off, marble floors.... You know what.... Marble chairs too, no I don't want that cheap stuff. Uncomfortable? More like sexy as hell. Remove all these plastic chairs and find slabs of marble and carve these chairs out. Let's get fancy around this bitch. You know what? No shoes allowed, everyone has to slide in their socks around the stadium. See, it's all about customer fun. As far as menu, don't worry I got that covered. We only need three items to cover everyone's needs. Ready? Bowls of spaghetti, PB&J sandwiches and warm kale smoothies. Boom. Everyone happy.
I think things are definitely working out great for Wraiths now that GM Uchiha is here.
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Bet.
Let's take a walk to the field. All this grass, can it be colored? What do you mean you're not sure? Is there something specifically preventing us from painting the fields in the NSFL rulebook? No? Ok. Paint this shit black. Yeah, all of it. Hashmarks white but literally everything else black. I wanna feel like I'm playing in outer space. And I'm the astronaut player of the year. Let's move along.
Finances. Let's talk to the finance department.
Guys, call literally every player on the team and tell them they'll be taking the vet minium for the rest of their time here. But what?!?! Just do it. What am I doing with all that money? We're restructuring our shining star Ryan Leaf Jr's contract by giving him literally all of our cap space. Why? Cause he has a good heart and if he wants to share with his friends I'm sure he would. Duh.......... Stadium upgrades!
Let's take another walk.
Look at this garbage... Only a few years old and this stadium is pathetic... But don't worry your new boss Mr. Uchiha will fix this. First off, marble floors.... You know what.... Marble chairs too, no I don't want that cheap stuff. Uncomfortable? More like sexy as hell. Remove all these plastic chairs and find slabs of marble and carve these chairs out. Let's get fancy around this bitch. You know what? No shoes allowed, everyone has to slide in their socks around the stadium. See, it's all about customer fun. As far as menu, don't worry I got that covered. We only need three items to cover everyone's needs. Ready? Bowls of spaghetti, PB&J sandwiches and warm kale smoothies. Boom. Everyone happy.
I think things are definitely working out great for Wraiths now that GM Uchiha is here.
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