(S15) PT 2 - Absolute Power

[Bwestfield]

If I was given absolute power of the Yeti I think they would be in trouble. The Yeti have a lot of stigma surrounding them. They are the only remaining non-expansion team to not win an ultimus. My goal would be to sell off the entire team. A fire sale. The only person left would be me and we would build from the ground up. I would even trade the current GMs just so they couldn’t undo the mess I would make. I would then make all future co-gms fight in some sort of caged arena in order to hold the the “stink stick”. This “stink stick” would be the co-gms source of power. Once the “stink stick” was passed onto another they would become the co-gm. So the following draft I would have accumulated several 2nd and 3rd round picks. It would be most excellent. I would also push the budget of the team to the very brink of disaster in order to give the players as much as possible. I may even hand out lower contracts with bonuses given at the end of every year just so we were at 0 when the season ended but have that money just in case i was fined for something dumb.