(S15) PT 2 - Absolute Power

[toivo]

As General Manager, we are going to shake things up in New Orleans. First, the establishment of Toivo’s ring of honor to honor the fallen comrades of the Second Line over the seasons. We’re going to bring past stars, for instance Noah Goodson, to return to the gridiron and honor him. This is going to drive up ticket sales like crazy. We’re going to drive sales up so that New Orleans has the highest attendance, the biggest bank account, and the best free agent signings next season. We’re going to dial things up to. We’re going to make the fan game day experience even better. Every section in the stadium is going to have their own live band. When the ball isn’t in play, the bands will be. Folks will want to sit in certain sections because of the great bands there. And then the bands will compete for louder speakers and more attention and it will be a grand ol’ time. As far as trades go, we’re going to do them, big time. After each loss, one player for every touchdown we lose by will be traded away. Players will be chosen at random and based on post-game interviews/