(S15) PT 2 - Absolute Power

[dizzyDC]

Well... I'm already one of the co-gm's for the Palm Beach Solar Bears so I guess I will write this about the Austin Copperheads... sorry Adam and Joe. The first thing that I would do would be to create a new set of bylaws that give me control over the team for a longer period of time than what the pt description specified. If I am going to have control over the team, I am going to have it for the long haul and there will be no stopping my reign of terror. The second thing that I would do would be to keep Adam and Joe on in an advisory role. Every king needs advisors so they can make all of the tough decisions while I just sit there and look pretty. The third thing that I would do would be to change the mascot from the copperheads to the cottonheaded ninnymuggins as featured in the holiday classic Elf. I mean, honestly, who doesn't love that movie? The mascot will be Will Ferrell hopped up on cocaine in an elf costume. Simply perfection from my viewpoint. The last thing that I would do would be to instruct my scouts that I only want linebackers on the team and we can convert them into everything else. Like Tom Cable thinking anyone can be a offensive lineman, we can make linebackers anything. We have the technology and power to do so.