06-28-2019, 04:46 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-02-2019, 04:09 PM by Fordhammer.)
[This is about the DSFL draft (Among other things) so x2 media and is ready to be graded. It is roughly 2520 words long! Enjoy <3]
Usually we have always used a small interview stage that will have an interviewer who will go onto introduce the Wide Receiver known as Laszlo Forty-Two who recently was drafted 3rd overall in the National Simulation Football League drafted of season 16 but this interview has special circumstances to kick it off. The plan is to talk about the Wide Receivers of the upcoming Development Simulation Football League and get Laszlo's humble opinion on them but this interviews special circumstances mean we have to go to the special guest interviewer rather than they come to Laszlo Forty-Two.
Instead of a TV screen this has to be recorded on tape and is for the radio use only. Laszlo is off to ADX Florence maximum security prison. A prison known as being the Alcatraz of the Rockies it is one prison you really would not like to end up at.
As Laszlo patiently waits in one of the visiting areas out comes the interviewer and recently signed superstar fighter and general psychopath, Hector Forty-Four.
The man looks like a slightly more tanned version of Hannibal Lector. This 6 foot 10, 83 inch arm reach monster of a brute born and raised from murder capital of the world Recife, Brazil sits down and is eventually uncuffed whilst being behind a lot of bullet proof glass. Laszlo in the mean time just hasn't changed his expression. You get the small feeling Laszlo wouldn't mind having a fight against this Brazilian psychopath!
The reason this man who is sentenced to multiple life sentences is in Colorado under the high monitoring is because Laszlo and Hectors cult have paid to move him into the state that drafted Laszlo and will be eventually playing in once he finishes his time with the Tijuana Luchadores in the Development Simulation Football League.
The reason for this is unclear but why they also have him fighting in the World Fight League is unknown as well. He will be fighting and making his debut Stephan Winters in the event WFL 23 on the 29th June.
The interview taping begins and an awkward silence fills the room.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo is happy to see you. Now introduce him and begin interview please. Mr. Forty-Two has to go back to training afterwards if he is not doing another presser.
Hector Forty-Four: ...Greetings Laszlo. To mimic how you speak and response to that...Hector is pleased to also see him again. Hector truly hopes one day we could spare or have a fight.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo is busy making money, even for this interview. The Laz respects his offer but know what you are like. Perhaps some other time when Laszlo finished hurting people in National Simulation Football league.
Hector Forty-Four: Ah, yes...Onto why you decided to pop me a visit. I do not follow such a violent sport so I will just be reading the questions from this list if that is okay.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo Forty-Two does not care. Get on with the questions.
Hector Forty-Four: So. You are here to discuss and analyse the upcoming Development Simulation Football League Wide Receivers since so many of them are currently about. Is that correct?
Laszlo Forty-Two: That is correct. Since Laszlo is one of more talented Wide Receivers going in league today who can make glorious impact in two seasons time for our new home he will offer either advice or just opinion of what Laszlo believe about player.
Hector Forty-Four: ...Very well then. I will start by mentioning the person from Georgia college. Action Jackson. Tell me about this individual, Mr. Forty-Two.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Ah. Person with respectable name! Laszlo respect man with daring and threatening name. Man should take action rather than constantly talk when breaking enemies or rivals. Seen his statistics. He is red zone threat Wide Receiver like Laszlo. Gain +2 more respect from him,
Overall seems to be quite muscular and smart. Is pretty interesting to focus on them so could be hard to take down when getting into good positions. Rather slow though. Could be big issue.
Hector Forty-Four: Please...Forgive me. For I have sinned Laszlo. My sin is not knowing much about how this whole system works. What would be useful for a man in your position to actually go about and...focus on exactly?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Is simple. You are man who catch object that is throw to him by puny man. You as Wide Receiver can be strong and smart like Action Jackson but you need the hands to catch the ball and the speed to smash into opponent harder.
Hector Forty-Four: How barbaric sounding...Could it not be to outrun the opponent as well?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Yes. That is could be used for as well. Or to laugh at people eating your dust cause they have no puny legs to catch up to you. But why would you not run into them like truck against baby new born lamb. Laszlo love baby lamb but brittle bone would not stand up to huge moving metal object going fast enough.
Hector Forty-Four: So moving a long to the next Wide Receiver. We move onto Julian McMorris.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo not know much about him if truth be told. The statistics behind him make Laszlo believe he is a good all rounder. Decent starting speed and hands. Could definitely have good start to his career regardless of team he decides to join. Seems to be getting stronger too. Laszlo respect man going to gym to work hard.
Hector Forty-Four: Next up for discussion is the Columbus, Ohio born kid who played for Notre Dam...Max Lovote. Tell me Laszlo, do you think this person has the ability to grow or will he be a flop?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo tell you all the super secret move that any player can do in order to make people truly strong. Sort of secret the 1 out of 10 dentist hate to recommend giving. But Laszlo beat up the dentist if he protest this wise secret!
Hector Forty-Four: I remember killing a dentists assistant. Fun times indeed.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo Forty-Two does not care. Anyway, secret is commitment. Staying active and doing media and above all being motivated in crushing people into being worse than you through sheer will power! Max Lovote has good starting stats past being weak and puny. However if he can commit to his already previous experience Laszlo believe he could be one of the better Wide Receivers going. Is big if but can be applicable to all of them in the draft not just in Wide Receiver.
Hector Forty-Four: I see, I see...I see. Well, the next person to be discussed is the individual known as Dexter Banks the 2nd. Who is also from the college of Georgia. I wonder if the two Georgia people knew each other well.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Mr. Forty-Two does not know that but what Laszlo does know is that the guy is pretty talented. He enters league with quite a lot of total points earned more than most so Laszlo believe he could go pretty high in draft. However, Laszlo does not know many of the other positions talent so maybe he is like his strength...Puny!
He has respectable starting speed and hands with his build. Good Agility to him. Could be a good claim for teams in draft so far.
Hector Forty-Four: Well. The next person to be in question is a kid called Jackson Valadez from NC State.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo Forty-Two know this person! He briefly played on the Tijuana Luchadores. He was very polite and good kid. Had good presence in locker room. Wanted to grow into big tree of power. Overall, my favourite kid so far. Has pretty good build on him as well. But no-one care about his build. What matters is him and Laszlo knowing him. Teams should draft him. He gain Laszlo seal of approval.
Hector Forty-Four: Just because you know him and have met him?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Exactly the reason why! Nothing else matters!
Hector Forty-Four: Your next focus is on the next upcoming Wide Receiver is Kyle Grimly. He is my personal favourite just due to the last name.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo disagree. Unsure about this one. Not been seen since 19th June. Could just be waiting but looks like he has sadly gone quiet. Has pretty good or respectable build to begin with and is improving what he should be improving but Laszlo Forty-Two believe he will not go as high nor beat other Wide Receivers in draft.
Hector Forty-Four: The next Wide Receiver to talk about is a person called Saba Donut. He sounds delicious I must say.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Indeed. Laszlo would devour him if he was small talking donut. Think most people including his future team mates would. Laszlo would not blame them either. He has good starting build. Feels like he asked correct people for advice. Has potential to be very good player with more experience in him. Laszlo Forty-Two expects tasty things from his career.
Hector Forty-Four: I feel like that could be put on a Saba Donut shirt. “Laszlo Forty-Two expects tasty things from his career” - Laszlo Forty-Two.
Laszlo Forty-Two: I expect 20% from all profits of said shirt.
Hector Forty-Four: The pen-ultimate person you have to discuss about is Bryce Molnar of Washington DC.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo feel he has good starting build as well, perhaps got advice from same person as delicious donut man. Though Bryce is not as puny as previous player which Laszlo likes. You do not want to be puny individual who can be bullied on the field. Could have good career in him as well but last remaining person Laszlo expects to do best.
Hector Forty-Four: And that person is none other than Jordan McCann the 3rd. So why do you like this individual so much?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Mr. Forty-Two like him a lot more than the first and second editions. Just overall more pleasant than the older two versions. He has been waiting longest time or damn near one of the longer amount. Has stuck through it and has good start. Showed bit of commitment and activity. Laszlo Forty-Two was serious about commitment and motivation. Worst part about him is how puny he is. The Laz could crush him with two hands behind back with Strength like that. Small breeze could as well!
Other than that is pacey as hell and that is what you need in a speed receiver. Also it helps Laszlo Forty-Two that Laszlo has seen him play and The Laz knows what he can do with more experience under his belt. Laszlo Forty-Two will take full credit for him as he play a bit under him.
Hector Forty-Four: So him and the Valadez kid are your favourites then?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Do not forget the donut. Laszlo likes donuts. Wish donuts liked him back.
Hector Forty-Four: Well...There you have it. Every one of the Wide Receivers in the upcoming Development Simulation Football League Season 17 draft.
Laszlo Forty-Two: No. Laszlo not done. Laszlo want to also discuss Jordan Andrews. He may be in position Laszlo does not really know all that well past how to crush them into submission but Laszlo play and enjoy time with the Corner Back Jordan Andrews.
He is Mr. Forty-Two's #1 pick for the draft. Think he is too good not to be picked up. However, would love to have him play for the Tijuana Luchadores. Think his build is good at stopping terrible Wide Receivers or puny players too. Has everything teams need for that position. Now Laszlo has finished with players in draft. Some are doing great work in media as well for the class they are involved in but Laszlo Forty-Two has other focuses to do now.
Hector Forty-Four: Such as? You are still in your off-season and all you are doing is looking at houses and slash or doing media for extra money. I am a member of this cult as well, just because my walking experiences are shorter than yours does not mean I do not know what you are not doing Laszlo.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo is in fact doing something else. He is doing this specific interview not for the money but to show the world and by world Laszlo Forty-Two means specifically Tijuana Locker Room that he should indeed be picked as an Offensive Captain for upcoming season! With a vote for strong man like Laszlo Forty-Two you will get stricter training times, less leisure hours and more mental training from me personally! Also, if people are good a fun trip to Tijuana Zoo. Laszlo love cute animals.
Hector Forty-Four: I did not even know that shit hole had a zoo...
Laszlo Forty-Two: Unsure if it does but Laszlo Forty-Two can also promise zoo will be created if not applicable yet. Just another reason to vote for him!
Hector Forty-Four: Well. Now that you have said everything you have needed to say we can now end this conversation and carry on with what we both must focus on for our cult and lord...Right?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Do you not want to quickly tell them about debut fight in World Fight League?
Hector Forty-Four: I already did...Though I am very happy to become one of the first non-traditional fighters of the World Fighting League and am always happy to find more victims in joining me over there. I will make the World Fighting League a literal definition of it being a life or death fight.
Laszlo Forty-Two: You must be awful for the companies fighting insurance claims with a mentally like that.
Hector Forty-Four: We covered it...But they already know where to find me...
Laszlo Forty-Two: Very well then. Laszlo believes you can end this interview then.
Hector Forty-Four: ...Very well then. Hecotr Forty-Four has been joined by the 3rd person talking Hungarian Laszlo Forty-Two. We hope you found the insight into the players who play Gridiron football in the Development Simulation Football League position Wide Receiver...Very, very helpful. If not. Well, I do not really care. I'll still be preparing.
Hopefully the Tijuana Luchadores vote Laszlo Forty-Two to become an offensive captain and have a...pleasant upcoming future season. Laszlo did you actually want to say anything to finish this interview off. You can have the last words.
It is at this point Hector gives the multiple guards of the prison a hand signal to state he is done with this short visit.
Laszlo Forty-Two: It feels very weird for Mr. Forty-Two that this interview was not in an attempt to get one of the General Managers from either of the leagues to take notice of him not trying to make sure that Laszlo Forty-Two gets as high of a spot as he can in the National Simulation Football League draft. But Laszlo Forty-Two wishes to thank you all for listening or reading this interview at this time and he looks forward to be doing an upcoming presser in the future very soon.
It is a good bye until then.
(Hope you enjoyed the interview <3)
Usually we have always used a small interview stage that will have an interviewer who will go onto introduce the Wide Receiver known as Laszlo Forty-Two who recently was drafted 3rd overall in the National Simulation Football League drafted of season 16 but this interview has special circumstances to kick it off. The plan is to talk about the Wide Receivers of the upcoming Development Simulation Football League and get Laszlo's humble opinion on them but this interviews special circumstances mean we have to go to the special guest interviewer rather than they come to Laszlo Forty-Two.
Instead of a TV screen this has to be recorded on tape and is for the radio use only. Laszlo is off to ADX Florence maximum security prison. A prison known as being the Alcatraz of the Rockies it is one prison you really would not like to end up at.
As Laszlo patiently waits in one of the visiting areas out comes the interviewer and recently signed superstar fighter and general psychopath, Hector Forty-Four.
The man looks like a slightly more tanned version of Hannibal Lector. This 6 foot 10, 83 inch arm reach monster of a brute born and raised from murder capital of the world Recife, Brazil sits down and is eventually uncuffed whilst being behind a lot of bullet proof glass. Laszlo in the mean time just hasn't changed his expression. You get the small feeling Laszlo wouldn't mind having a fight against this Brazilian psychopath!
The reason this man who is sentenced to multiple life sentences is in Colorado under the high monitoring is because Laszlo and Hectors cult have paid to move him into the state that drafted Laszlo and will be eventually playing in once he finishes his time with the Tijuana Luchadores in the Development Simulation Football League.
The reason for this is unclear but why they also have him fighting in the World Fight League is unknown as well. He will be fighting and making his debut Stephan Winters in the event WFL 23 on the 29th June.
The interview taping begins and an awkward silence fills the room.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo is happy to see you. Now introduce him and begin interview please. Mr. Forty-Two has to go back to training afterwards if he is not doing another presser.
Hector Forty-Four: ...Greetings Laszlo. To mimic how you speak and response to that...Hector is pleased to also see him again. Hector truly hopes one day we could spare or have a fight.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo is busy making money, even for this interview. The Laz respects his offer but know what you are like. Perhaps some other time when Laszlo finished hurting people in National Simulation Football league.
Hector Forty-Four: Ah, yes...Onto why you decided to pop me a visit. I do not follow such a violent sport so I will just be reading the questions from this list if that is okay.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo Forty-Two does not care. Get on with the questions.
Hector Forty-Four: So. You are here to discuss and analyse the upcoming Development Simulation Football League Wide Receivers since so many of them are currently about. Is that correct?
Laszlo Forty-Two: That is correct. Since Laszlo is one of more talented Wide Receivers going in league today who can make glorious impact in two seasons time for our new home he will offer either advice or just opinion of what Laszlo believe about player.
Hector Forty-Four: ...Very well then. I will start by mentioning the person from Georgia college. Action Jackson. Tell me about this individual, Mr. Forty-Two.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Ah. Person with respectable name! Laszlo respect man with daring and threatening name. Man should take action rather than constantly talk when breaking enemies or rivals. Seen his statistics. He is red zone threat Wide Receiver like Laszlo. Gain +2 more respect from him,
Overall seems to be quite muscular and smart. Is pretty interesting to focus on them so could be hard to take down when getting into good positions. Rather slow though. Could be big issue.
Hector Forty-Four: Please...Forgive me. For I have sinned Laszlo. My sin is not knowing much about how this whole system works. What would be useful for a man in your position to actually go about and...focus on exactly?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Is simple. You are man who catch object that is throw to him by puny man. You as Wide Receiver can be strong and smart like Action Jackson but you need the hands to catch the ball and the speed to smash into opponent harder.
Hector Forty-Four: How barbaric sounding...Could it not be to outrun the opponent as well?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Yes. That is could be used for as well. Or to laugh at people eating your dust cause they have no puny legs to catch up to you. But why would you not run into them like truck against baby new born lamb. Laszlo love baby lamb but brittle bone would not stand up to huge moving metal object going fast enough.
Hector Forty-Four: So moving a long to the next Wide Receiver. We move onto Julian McMorris.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo not know much about him if truth be told. The statistics behind him make Laszlo believe he is a good all rounder. Decent starting speed and hands. Could definitely have good start to his career regardless of team he decides to join. Seems to be getting stronger too. Laszlo respect man going to gym to work hard.
Hector Forty-Four: Next up for discussion is the Columbus, Ohio born kid who played for Notre Dam...Max Lovote. Tell me Laszlo, do you think this person has the ability to grow or will he be a flop?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo tell you all the super secret move that any player can do in order to make people truly strong. Sort of secret the 1 out of 10 dentist hate to recommend giving. But Laszlo beat up the dentist if he protest this wise secret!
Hector Forty-Four: I remember killing a dentists assistant. Fun times indeed.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo Forty-Two does not care. Anyway, secret is commitment. Staying active and doing media and above all being motivated in crushing people into being worse than you through sheer will power! Max Lovote has good starting stats past being weak and puny. However if he can commit to his already previous experience Laszlo believe he could be one of the better Wide Receivers going. Is big if but can be applicable to all of them in the draft not just in Wide Receiver.
Hector Forty-Four: I see, I see...I see. Well, the next person to be discussed is the individual known as Dexter Banks the 2nd. Who is also from the college of Georgia. I wonder if the two Georgia people knew each other well.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Mr. Forty-Two does not know that but what Laszlo does know is that the guy is pretty talented. He enters league with quite a lot of total points earned more than most so Laszlo believe he could go pretty high in draft. However, Laszlo does not know many of the other positions talent so maybe he is like his strength...Puny!
He has respectable starting speed and hands with his build. Good Agility to him. Could be a good claim for teams in draft so far.
Hector Forty-Four: Well. The next person to be in question is a kid called Jackson Valadez from NC State.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo Forty-Two know this person! He briefly played on the Tijuana Luchadores. He was very polite and good kid. Had good presence in locker room. Wanted to grow into big tree of power. Overall, my favourite kid so far. Has pretty good build on him as well. But no-one care about his build. What matters is him and Laszlo knowing him. Teams should draft him. He gain Laszlo seal of approval.
Hector Forty-Four: Just because you know him and have met him?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Exactly the reason why! Nothing else matters!
Hector Forty-Four: Your next focus is on the next upcoming Wide Receiver is Kyle Grimly. He is my personal favourite just due to the last name.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo disagree. Unsure about this one. Not been seen since 19th June. Could just be waiting but looks like he has sadly gone quiet. Has pretty good or respectable build to begin with and is improving what he should be improving but Laszlo Forty-Two believe he will not go as high nor beat other Wide Receivers in draft.
Hector Forty-Four: The next Wide Receiver to talk about is a person called Saba Donut. He sounds delicious I must say.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Indeed. Laszlo would devour him if he was small talking donut. Think most people including his future team mates would. Laszlo would not blame them either. He has good starting build. Feels like he asked correct people for advice. Has potential to be very good player with more experience in him. Laszlo Forty-Two expects tasty things from his career.
Hector Forty-Four: I feel like that could be put on a Saba Donut shirt. “Laszlo Forty-Two expects tasty things from his career” - Laszlo Forty-Two.
Laszlo Forty-Two: I expect 20% from all profits of said shirt.
Hector Forty-Four: The pen-ultimate person you have to discuss about is Bryce Molnar of Washington DC.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo feel he has good starting build as well, perhaps got advice from same person as delicious donut man. Though Bryce is not as puny as previous player which Laszlo likes. You do not want to be puny individual who can be bullied on the field. Could have good career in him as well but last remaining person Laszlo expects to do best.
Hector Forty-Four: And that person is none other than Jordan McCann the 3rd. So why do you like this individual so much?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Mr. Forty-Two like him a lot more than the first and second editions. Just overall more pleasant than the older two versions. He has been waiting longest time or damn near one of the longer amount. Has stuck through it and has good start. Showed bit of commitment and activity. Laszlo Forty-Two was serious about commitment and motivation. Worst part about him is how puny he is. The Laz could crush him with two hands behind back with Strength like that. Small breeze could as well!
Other than that is pacey as hell and that is what you need in a speed receiver. Also it helps Laszlo Forty-Two that Laszlo has seen him play and The Laz knows what he can do with more experience under his belt. Laszlo Forty-Two will take full credit for him as he play a bit under him.
Hector Forty-Four: So him and the Valadez kid are your favourites then?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Do not forget the donut. Laszlo likes donuts. Wish donuts liked him back.
Hector Forty-Four: Well...There you have it. Every one of the Wide Receivers in the upcoming Development Simulation Football League Season 17 draft.
Laszlo Forty-Two: No. Laszlo not done. Laszlo want to also discuss Jordan Andrews. He may be in position Laszlo does not really know all that well past how to crush them into submission but Laszlo play and enjoy time with the Corner Back Jordan Andrews.
He is Mr. Forty-Two's #1 pick for the draft. Think he is too good not to be picked up. However, would love to have him play for the Tijuana Luchadores. Think his build is good at stopping terrible Wide Receivers or puny players too. Has everything teams need for that position. Now Laszlo has finished with players in draft. Some are doing great work in media as well for the class they are involved in but Laszlo Forty-Two has other focuses to do now.
Hector Forty-Four: Such as? You are still in your off-season and all you are doing is looking at houses and slash or doing media for extra money. I am a member of this cult as well, just because my walking experiences are shorter than yours does not mean I do not know what you are not doing Laszlo.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo is in fact doing something else. He is doing this specific interview not for the money but to show the world and by world Laszlo Forty-Two means specifically Tijuana Locker Room that he should indeed be picked as an Offensive Captain for upcoming season! With a vote for strong man like Laszlo Forty-Two you will get stricter training times, less leisure hours and more mental training from me personally! Also, if people are good a fun trip to Tijuana Zoo. Laszlo love cute animals.
Hector Forty-Four: I did not even know that shit hole had a zoo...
Laszlo Forty-Two: Unsure if it does but Laszlo Forty-Two can also promise zoo will be created if not applicable yet. Just another reason to vote for him!
Hector Forty-Four: Well. Now that you have said everything you have needed to say we can now end this conversation and carry on with what we both must focus on for our cult and lord...Right?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Do you not want to quickly tell them about debut fight in World Fight League?
Hector Forty-Four: I already did...Though I am very happy to become one of the first non-traditional fighters of the World Fighting League and am always happy to find more victims in joining me over there. I will make the World Fighting League a literal definition of it being a life or death fight.
Laszlo Forty-Two: You must be awful for the companies fighting insurance claims with a mentally like that.
Hector Forty-Four: We covered it...But they already know where to find me...
Laszlo Forty-Two: Very well then. Laszlo believes you can end this interview then.
Hector Forty-Four: ...Very well then. Hecotr Forty-Four has been joined by the 3rd person talking Hungarian Laszlo Forty-Two. We hope you found the insight into the players who play Gridiron football in the Development Simulation Football League position Wide Receiver...Very, very helpful. If not. Well, I do not really care. I'll still be preparing.
Hopefully the Tijuana Luchadores vote Laszlo Forty-Two to become an offensive captain and have a...pleasant upcoming future season. Laszlo did you actually want to say anything to finish this interview off. You can have the last words.
It is at this point Hector gives the multiple guards of the prison a hand signal to state he is done with this short visit.
Laszlo Forty-Two: It feels very weird for Mr. Forty-Two that this interview was not in an attempt to get one of the General Managers from either of the leagues to take notice of him not trying to make sure that Laszlo Forty-Two gets as high of a spot as he can in the National Simulation Football League draft. But Laszlo Forty-Two wishes to thank you all for listening or reading this interview at this time and he looks forward to be doing an upcoming presser in the future very soon.
It is a good bye until then.
(Hope you enjoyed the interview <3)
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