*Maximus Chungus - First Presser

[Quigonginger]

What if San Antonio drafts you?

Then San Antonio is gonna win the Ultimini. Simple as that. Tijuana had 5, and they just won it all, 'nuff said.

Why did your parents name you Maximus Chungus?

Well they name is Chungus, and Maximus was my grandaddy.

Who has the best team logo in the league?

Wraiths. Literally gives me the creeps and I have no idea where they at.

Please rank the following by their blockableness. (Like ranking balls by how throw able they are)

Blocking
A Defensive Tackle
A Cop trying to get a donut
A Nerd in line for the next game system
A cat trying to sit in a box
A run away car
A moose in the woods


Explain why you ranked them the way you did.

Obviously the cat. They do slashing damage and that's cheating.
Next up is the moose or car. They big. And I mean, that'd make me sweat a bit.
The cop one is disrespectful, but they got some chonkers out there on the beat.
Gamer nerds man, all talk and no play. I beat them on their turf, Madden, and I'll beat 'em offline.
Then there's little girls in elementary school.
Then there's my little cousin, he's 3 and we play.

Then there's the DT's....come and get me 'cause they ain't getting my QB.

Next?