*Bjørn Ironside Predraft Presser

[IsaStarcrossed]

You've really made a name for yourself lately, but what is something you want people to think of when they hear your name?

How does it feel to share a locker room with the great Gimmy during the prospect bowl?

Is the story between you and Bacon one of hated rivals or forbidden love?

1. That is such a loaded question and I'm not even sure how to begin answering it. Answer as me or as Bjørn? I guess if we're looking at me, I just want people to think of me as someone reliable. Someone that's been around, knows the ropes, and might can answer questions. Yeah, I spam out media like crazy but I also spend a ton of time on this site looking at things and researching stuff that isn't media. I'm borderline obsessed at this point. If we're talking about Bjørn? He definitely wants to be remembered for sacks. He loves him some contact with quarterbacks. It fuels his entire being.

2. Its hard to put into perspective. Gimmy is such a damn legend. When he speaks, the entire room goes quiet. If he says to jump, everyone is asking how high. Gimmy carries himself with an air of authority. He's a goddamn god. We know that as long as we listen, Gimmy will take us to the promised land. In Gimmy we trust.

3. We don't talk about that.

1. Should we crash one of our draft ratings so that we could wind up on the same team?

2. What do you think of garden gnomes?

1. I'm pretty sure it's against league regulation to even consider having this conversation. Also yes.

2. What kind of garden gnomes are we talking here? Are we talking about the cute ones that moms stick in their yards that are like sitting on the toilet or climbing a wookie? Cause those things are damn cool and are completely hilarious when you randomly happen on one. If we're talking about those weird, gruff looking fuckers who have those creepy smiles and carry around tools like their actually doing something? Fuck those guys. They're creepy. What do they even need those tools for? There will be an uprising one day I tell you.