*Bjørn Ironside's Post Draft/Preseason Presser

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Being the 1OA you join a long line of Superstars and Busts. Do you think you can live up to Norfolk's expectations for you?

Without question. Norfolk picked me to be an anchor of this defense and a leader of this team and I'm fully capable and more than willing to fill that role. I worked hard to get where I am and I have no intentions of slowing down whatsoever. We have a goal of a championship, which every team should. I'll do everything I can to get us there, but even if we fall short Norfolk will get my 100%.

Are you getting along well with your new teammates and the icon Gimmy?

After he was named Official Bjørn Tackling Dummy, we worked out some of the kinks on the practice field. I will give him another chance to prove himself, but don't expect him to be invited to Defensive Taco Tuesdays in the near future. He's been forgiven, but not yet forgotten.

Why are manholes round?

Because real men are round. Manholes are man shaped.