Bork Björnsson - Post Prospective Game Presser

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Bork Björnsson, standing at 6'5" and 330ibs, finally jogs off the field after his Mongooses (or is it Mongeese?) narrowly defeated the Sun Tropics in the first ever NSFL Prospective Game. You note that he was one of the last players to leave the field, spending time talking with the other players and coaches. Used to the harsh winters of Iceland and Minnesota, he's also one of the sweatiest men you have ever seen. Even though you can almost see your reflection in the sweat glistening on his large arms, he doesn't appear phased by the hot summer sun. Before heading to the locker room, he approaches the small group of reporters.

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