I would go back and force Fascist GM Jimmy Dugan and Scorp to trade me to Palm Beach like they threatened to do time and time again. The longer I play in Tijuana the more my teammates turn on me because they are wrought with jealousy. Playing for Palm Beach would have reunited me with Best Friend Zach Hall aka the GOAT DSFL GM. Jimmy sucks and I am pretty sure he shouldn't be allowed near schools so I regret winning games for him. And if I go to Palm Beach I think I give that defense some stopping power to win ball games and push San Antonio out of the playoffs. We would have cemented ourselves as the greatest underdogs that ever was.
So yeah the Tijuana Luchadores should have made that trade. I, Thudd Kassel, wouldn't be oppressed like I am here in Tijuana. Can you believe they had the audacity to say they were serving us sandwiches for lunch and then turned around and put tacos on our plates after practice?
Besides I would have looked so much better and more handsome in that Palm Beach uniform. Can you imagine this 6'4 256 pound hunk of a man in that creamsicle orange? I can hear the endorsements from here.
