Earlier this season in the DSFL, maybe a couple weeks ago, a trade occurred that was basically unannounced. (Why that was I'm not too sure. Are DSFL trades not important enough to warrant a topic in the trades subforum?) Tijuana traded away a 2nd round pick and 3 players for Palm Beach's 1st pick in the upcoming draft. On paper this seems like a great call on Tijuana's part; this next draft doesn't figure to be nearly as deep and impressive as the S18 draft. Might as well collect the most top 6 picks as you can since who knows how many players will stay active. I do, however, take issue with it.
I didn't know or see Troy Bryant at all, and Dingus Hunk seemed to be exactly as the label reads. But Groovy Johnson? That guy was the coolest motherfucker I had ever met in the Luchadore locker room. Guy was a blast to hit the Tijuana nightclubs with, and we had numerous beach disc golf bro-downs where we bonded and had some deep heart-to-heart conversations. This man had such a profound perspective on life. He knew that we as a society tend to take things too seriously and sometimes we just need to relax and enjoy life and accept it for what it is. A light-hearted approach. Sure, at times he smelt like a month old moldy piece of Gouda cheese, and his nappy afro was untamed, asymmetrical, and frequently nested it's own biosphere of various insects and microbes that made some retch, but I loved that man. He taught me so much and I miss his presence in the locker room.
If by chance we don't come home with the S17 Ultimini, you'll know that the true reason would be we traded away Groovy J.
I didn't know or see Troy Bryant at all, and Dingus Hunk seemed to be exactly as the label reads. But Groovy Johnson? That guy was the coolest motherfucker I had ever met in the Luchadore locker room. Guy was a blast to hit the Tijuana nightclubs with, and we had numerous beach disc golf bro-downs where we bonded and had some deep heart-to-heart conversations. This man had such a profound perspective on life. He knew that we as a society tend to take things too seriously and sometimes we just need to relax and enjoy life and accept it for what it is. A light-hearted approach. Sure, at times he smelt like a month old moldy piece of Gouda cheese, and his nappy afro was untamed, asymmetrical, and frequently nested it's own biosphere of various insects and microbes that made some retch, but I loved that man. He taught me so much and I miss his presence in the locker room.
If by chance we don't come home with the S17 Ultimini, you'll know that the true reason would be we traded away Groovy J.
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