*Bubba Thumper Postseason Presser

[woelkers]

Any thoughts on the batch of DSFL rookies preparing to be part of the NSFL draft?

There is an incredibly amount of talent entering the league this season. I'm excited to have an opportunity to play with some of these talents, and I hope they're excited about the possibility of playing in Colorado.

Do you have any fun planned for the off-season, or will you be focusing solely on the gridiron grind?

I mean, I intend to take some time to keep exploring the food scene in Colorado. I had it figured out in Texas, but this state is a whole different ballgame.

Who is the third person on your missed call list?

I hate to admit it, but my mother. She likes to call me in the middle of a game for some reason; I think maybe she has comments about how I'm playing, and forgets I can't answer because I'm, you know, on the football field.

Who would you think has the most punchable face in the NSFL?

You're asking me to go against my nature by even answering this question; despite the nature of this game, and particularly my position, I don't consider myself a violent person off the field. That said, the running back duo in Tijuana, Ducky and Chase.