Alrighty. This is the start of a several part series covering the S15 NSFL draft. I will be redrafting all 85 players in the enormous S15 class that ended up earning a TPE plus Gimmy because Gimmy. This installment will cover picks 86 to 71. Hold on to your hats boys, it’s about to get drafty in here.
#86 - Chicago Butchers - Gimmy Jarropolo QB
TPE: 50
Activity: nonexistent
Notable facts: huge meme
In my redraft designed to make Gimmy Mr. Irrelevant, Gimmy is Mr. Irrelevant. When Gimmy wasn’t taken last in the original S15 draft it came as a huge disappointment to all sim league users. Now Tyler Oles can rest easy knowing that he drafted a meme in my imaginary NSFL draft.
#85 - Austin Copperheads - Andrew Solomon CB
TPE: 52
Activity: nope
Notable facts: never heard of him
I don’t want to make this draft just in reverse TPE order, that’s stupid. The thing is, I don’t know any of these users or players. What irks me the most about this player is that he has 52 TPE. That means he did an Activity Check but didn’t do the first free training. Why wouldn’t you claim some extra TPE. I fully expect Andrew Solomon to make a return and be ashamed of himself for not claiming that extra 5 TPE. C’mon man, if you’re gonna make an update page at least get some free TPE.
#84 - Yellowknife Wraiths - TJ Hendrix QB
TPE: 65
Activity: nada
Notable facts: no
So, 65 TPE is significantly higher than most players in this area but the thing is, he’s a QB. A 65 TPE inactive QB is less than useless. In the original S15 draft, we saw high TPE QB Franklin Armstrong fall to the third round. This effect is magnified when the QB isn’t meant to be your starter in 3 seasons. At least you weren’t last TJ.
#83 - New Orleans Second Line - David Le Kre CB
TPE: 55
Activity: Not a peep
Notable facts: He has 3 names
How do you have 55 TPE? Just do the activity check! Look at this n00b. See I can be mean because he’ll never see this. Sucks to suck noob. Krelotelli sucks lmao.
#82 - Philadelphia Liberty - Dashwan Jackson WR
TPE: 57
Activity: what do you think?
Notable facts: idk
If this is meant to be a parody of Desean Jackson then I don’t like your player. If it’s not, Dashwan is a horrible name so I don’t like your player anyways. Please don’t be mad at me if you come back.
#81 - New Orleans Second Line - Eric Lorentz LB
TPE: 55
Activity: no
Notable facts: z is a spicy s
Claim your damn activity check you silly IA fool. I don’t have anything else for this section.
#80 - San Jose Sabercats - Robert Cleven CB
TPE: 57
Activity: Nah
Notable Facts: I spelled his last name wrong but he doesn’t have enough TPE for me to fix it
Hey look we made it to the 8th round. I’m basically almost done. Alright that’s all you get Robert Xleven.
#79 - Philadelphia Liberty - CrayCray Lewis LB
TPE:60
Activity: I mean, he existed
Notable Facts: no
I don’t like the name CrayCray. It’s a dead phrase. A 60 TPE linebacker might win LBoY in the right system though.
#78 - New Orleans Second Line - Carlomagno Rey WR
TPE: 62
Activity: He was here at some point
Notable Facts: uhhhh
I don’t know why I started here these players will never get out of the DSFL. Some of them may not even be on DSFL teams anymore.
#77 - Colorado Yeti - Groovy Johnson CB
TPE: 59
Activity: idk
Notable Facts: G r o o v y
In the original draft, the Yeti passed this pick. I don’t like teams passing on players but I sort of wish I could pass right now and not have to finish the first part of this series. I do like the name Groovy though so you get some bonus points.
#76 - Chicago Butchers - Bill Inohi DT
TPE: 59
Activity: did some stuff
Notable Facts: nope
He actually moved up a little bit. A 60 TPE defensive tackle can almost do stuff in the NSFL but the thing is Inohi has 59 TPE. That’s too bad, maybe he can come back and earn one more.
#75 - Austin Copperheads - Bruce Waynner DT
TPE: 59
Activity: did some stuff
Notable facts: batman?
He didn’t move at all so that’s nice.
#74 - Yellowknife Wraiths - Shaquill “The Thrill” Wiliams VII S
TPE: 64
Activity: I almost remember talking to this guy
Notable Facts: cool family
So this guy is listed as Shaquill “The Thrill” Williams VII. This implies that “The Thrill” is part of his birth name. This also means he is the 7th person in his family to be named this. Considering that he was born in 2007 and a generation is 25 years, that means that there was a person in 1832 named Shaquill “The Thrill” Williams. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
#73 - New Orleans Second Line - Max Vaz RB
TPE: 67
Activity: not really sure
Notable Facts: no
NOLA goes with the same player that they did in the original draft. RB is a bit like QB in that teams only need one but RB doesn’t need as much TPE. 67 is still way too low and Max Vaz is just a pick made so that NOLA doesn’t pass.
#72 - Arizona Outlaws - Tigole Bitties S
TPE: 67
Activity: not that I know of
Notable Facts: nah
Haha his name is a boobie joke.
#71 - Arizona Outlaws - Cedric Parker WR
TPE: 66
Activity: he did exist temporarily
Notable Facts: no
Probably the best WR in this draft class, huge steal for AZ in this redraft.
Well that finishes up the first part of this 4-6 part series on one of the biggest draft classes in history. Next installment is where it gets really fun because that’s where the people who actually earned some TPE start to appear. There may even be some players who are actually in the NSFL! Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and hit that notification bell for more epic draft content.
#86 - Chicago Butchers - Gimmy Jarropolo QB
TPE: 50
Activity: nonexistent
Notable facts: huge meme
In my redraft designed to make Gimmy Mr. Irrelevant, Gimmy is Mr. Irrelevant. When Gimmy wasn’t taken last in the original S15 draft it came as a huge disappointment to all sim league users. Now Tyler Oles can rest easy knowing that he drafted a meme in my imaginary NSFL draft.
#85 - Austin Copperheads - Andrew Solomon CB
TPE: 52
Activity: nope
Notable facts: never heard of him
I don’t want to make this draft just in reverse TPE order, that’s stupid. The thing is, I don’t know any of these users or players. What irks me the most about this player is that he has 52 TPE. That means he did an Activity Check but didn’t do the first free training. Why wouldn’t you claim some extra TPE. I fully expect Andrew Solomon to make a return and be ashamed of himself for not claiming that extra 5 TPE. C’mon man, if you’re gonna make an update page at least get some free TPE.
#84 - Yellowknife Wraiths - TJ Hendrix QB
TPE: 65
Activity: nada
Notable facts: no
So, 65 TPE is significantly higher than most players in this area but the thing is, he’s a QB. A 65 TPE inactive QB is less than useless. In the original S15 draft, we saw high TPE QB Franklin Armstrong fall to the third round. This effect is magnified when the QB isn’t meant to be your starter in 3 seasons. At least you weren’t last TJ.
#83 - New Orleans Second Line - David Le Kre CB
TPE: 55
Activity: Not a peep
Notable facts: He has 3 names
How do you have 55 TPE? Just do the activity check! Look at this n00b. See I can be mean because he’ll never see this. Sucks to suck noob. Krelotelli sucks lmao.
#82 - Philadelphia Liberty - Dashwan Jackson WR
TPE: 57
Activity: what do you think?
Notable facts: idk
If this is meant to be a parody of Desean Jackson then I don’t like your player. If it’s not, Dashwan is a horrible name so I don’t like your player anyways. Please don’t be mad at me if you come back.
#81 - New Orleans Second Line - Eric Lorentz LB
TPE: 55
Activity: no
Notable facts: z is a spicy s
Claim your damn activity check you silly IA fool. I don’t have anything else for this section.
#80 - San Jose Sabercats - Robert Cleven CB
TPE: 57
Activity: Nah
Notable Facts: I spelled his last name wrong but he doesn’t have enough TPE for me to fix it
Hey look we made it to the 8th round. I’m basically almost done. Alright that’s all you get Robert Xleven.
#79 - Philadelphia Liberty - CrayCray Lewis LB
TPE:60
Activity: I mean, he existed
Notable Facts: no
I don’t like the name CrayCray. It’s a dead phrase. A 60 TPE linebacker might win LBoY in the right system though.
#78 - New Orleans Second Line - Carlomagno Rey WR
TPE: 62
Activity: He was here at some point
Notable Facts: uhhhh
I don’t know why I started here these players will never get out of the DSFL. Some of them may not even be on DSFL teams anymore.
#77 - Colorado Yeti - Groovy Johnson CB
TPE: 59
Activity: idk
Notable Facts: G r o o v y
In the original draft, the Yeti passed this pick. I don’t like teams passing on players but I sort of wish I could pass right now and not have to finish the first part of this series. I do like the name Groovy though so you get some bonus points.
#76 - Chicago Butchers - Bill Inohi DT
TPE: 59
Activity: did some stuff
Notable Facts: nope
He actually moved up a little bit. A 60 TPE defensive tackle can almost do stuff in the NSFL but the thing is Inohi has 59 TPE. That’s too bad, maybe he can come back and earn one more.
#75 - Austin Copperheads - Bruce Waynner DT
TPE: 59
Activity: did some stuff
Notable facts: batman?
He didn’t move at all so that’s nice.
#74 - Yellowknife Wraiths - Shaquill “The Thrill” Wiliams VII S
TPE: 64
Activity: I almost remember talking to this guy
Notable Facts: cool family
So this guy is listed as Shaquill “The Thrill” Williams VII. This implies that “The Thrill” is part of his birth name. This also means he is the 7th person in his family to be named this. Considering that he was born in 2007 and a generation is 25 years, that means that there was a person in 1832 named Shaquill “The Thrill” Williams. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
#73 - New Orleans Second Line - Max Vaz RB
TPE: 67
Activity: not really sure
Notable Facts: no
NOLA goes with the same player that they did in the original draft. RB is a bit like QB in that teams only need one but RB doesn’t need as much TPE. 67 is still way too low and Max Vaz is just a pick made so that NOLA doesn’t pass.
#72 - Arizona Outlaws - Tigole Bitties S
TPE: 67
Activity: not that I know of
Notable Facts: nah
Haha his name is a boobie joke.
#71 - Arizona Outlaws - Cedric Parker WR
TPE: 66
Activity: he did exist temporarily
Notable Facts: no
Probably the best WR in this draft class, huge steal for AZ in this redraft.
Well that finishes up the first part of this 4-6 part series on one of the biggest draft classes in history. Next installment is where it gets really fun because that’s where the people who actually earned some TPE start to appear. There may even be some players who are actually in the NSFL! Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and hit that notification bell for more epic draft content.
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