*Samuel Bakhtiari Postseason Presser (LIVE @ IHOP)

[lamp_wizard]

How happy are you about your season?

Not satisfied, but content. I think out of the rookie class I was in the upper end of it as far as OL goes, but I know I could've done better. I think I could've done better than Ulysses. I should've had at least 50 pancakes this season, a feat I will look forward to achieve next season, be it in the DSFL or NSFL.

Where do you hope to go in the draft, pick/team?

Honestly, no idea! Ideally? I'd like to be pick #69 so it can match my jersey, but I'd also be fine going higher than whatever a previous OL pick has gone previously. So that'd be what? 2nd round? 1st round?

I'd love to be a Yeti, because I can YOINK (cus I can pull--get it?) while they YEET. I'd also be down to go to NOLA and be apart of their lines--plus, the food, man, the food!

Of course I'd also be down and would consider being picked by the Butchers, the Wraiths, or Outlaws. I'm not exactly an animal mascot fan (besides Buffalo--GO COLORADO STATE) so as far as animal teams go I guess I'd be cool going to the Hawks. I'd look good in their colors.

Favorite topping on pancakes?

Blueberries, duh.