*The Sweetest Mock Draft

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First Round
#11 - - Willie B. Hardagain - CB - This CB coming out of Who Gives a Shit State is projected to end up in Portland. Willie claims that he will hold out if he does not end up in Portland. Basically, and I say this with the upmost respect, this guy might as well call it quits now. Just give up. Instead of actin' like a bitch and steady crying ya eyes out, why don't you get drafted where you get drafted and go do something, lil bahhhhh. These asinine demands will more than likely hurt his draft stock and he will be lucky to get picked up by portland in the second. Frankly I would not take the risk if I was any other team because who wants to play with a grown ahhhh cry baby?

Ok little buddy let me give you some more information than you were fed for this article. I have probably the deepest history in Portland than anyone (minus @PDXBaller... rip). My first player was a Python and it is because of them I was an ubber active. I have been the Co GM and Head GM of them numerous times. So sorry for wanting to stick to my roots in the league and decide I want to keep them there. Next time you right an article get your facts straight because I have done more in the league than you ever will. Also I can promise you

@Frostbite @Hallmonitor_20 @mcgriddleluver @TropicaliaCC, @Huskies311 @SabaDonutMan @SouljaBoy2007 @NylarthePhoenix @Revolution5 @`woelker11` @goodfortunecoffee @Dylandeluxe If this 4 year old that can not even say ass or bitch goes 1 overall, I will not hold out if drafted to you.