*The Sweetest Mock Draft

[Toasty]

Ok little buddy let me give you some more information than you were fed for this article. I have probably the deepest history in Portland than anyone (minus @PDXBaller... rip). My first player was a Python and it is because of them I was an ubber active. I have been the Co GM and Head GM of them numerous times. So sorry for wanting to stick to my roots in the league and decide I want to keep them there. Next time you right an article get your facts straight because I have done more in the league than you ever will. Also I can promise you

@Frostbite @Hallmonitor_20 @mcgriddleluver @TropicaliaCC, @Huskies311 @SabaDonutMan @SouljaBoy2007 @NylarthePhoenix @Revolution5 @`woelker11` @goodfortunecoffee @Dylandeluxe If this 4 year old that can not even say ass or bitch goes 1 overall, I will not hold out if drafted to you.

I also will not be playing on a team with the 4 year old.