(S18) - PT3 - Halloween

[Murtsi]

It is the spookiest time of the year, in the spookiest NSFL city, the one and only, Yellowknife. Halloween is in some way a national holiday here in Yellowknife and as a new rookie here, I have learned that the players really do go full out for this holiday. This year I have decided to embrace the current state of the world we live in and dress up as a sellout! This might seem weird, but I think it needs a bit of explanation. To fully show off this sellout costumed, I will be dressed up as Winnie the Pooh and have a LeBron James mask on me. With this people will really be able to see my true side and to help me out on this my team will dress up as some other well known sellouts which you may recognize. These include Kanye West, George Lucas and Kris Jenner!

When we go out on Thursday night there will be lots of planning to do beforehand. We will first have to decide what our groups price will be for this Halloween and who will be the lucky winner. After this has been done, we are free to go out and really enjoy the night. We will be sure to tell all other trick or treaters that even though it may seem obvious that we are doing this candy gathering activity because it is able to make us money while giving away every moral fibre in our body, in reality we are doing it because our inner child wants more candy. Like it really is quite obvious.