(S18) - PT3 - Halloween

[soppychico]

I am going to dress up as Jacques Strap IV this Halloween. I have followed this kid since he was in High School. He does not have a rocket for an arm and he looks massively overweight. That's not what matters for his skill set though. He can throw the craziest pitches your eyes will not believe. He brings this swagger to the mound that resembles Kenny Powers down to the tremendous permed mullet. I gained around 40 or so pounds to switch to defensive end and with our height difference, I kinda resemble him. With my new contract from the Yeti, I'm able to afford to completely change my look. I have surgically changed my hair to look like his. This Jacques Strap IV is gonna be huge soon even though he's only in the minors right now. Steco is the kind of guy to jump on the trends first. And speak in third person. This Thursday, I'm going to get the fattest work out in the morning. And then work to look the fattest for my costume. The boys and I on the Dline and some of my old offense buddies from the Marshals days are all going to meet in my neighborhood for the wildest Halloween night there has ever been. I bought a VR headset for this!