A lot of people have asked Laszlo Forty-Two what exactly he was planning on wearing this halloween. He just loves to dress up. Some suggestions were to dress him up as the Terminator or perhaps someone hunting down the Predator. One person even suggested dressing up as the twin of Danny DeVito which would be a great costume on most people but this is either far too basic for The Laz or he has already done them.
No, this Halloween Laszlo Forty-Two will be dressing as an undercover cop pretending to be a Kinder garden teacher! It will look just genuinely amazing and it also comes with an added benefit of when he will eventually see Thots dressing up as slutty schoolgirls he can either then roleplay with them and fuck the hell out of them or more realistically give them detention and tell them about how this will mess them up later in life. A fine line but someone has to help these Thots. Why not the bloke who can snap them in half with 1 arm.
Hopefully no-one dresses up as a bad guy though as Laszlo will take his undercover cop role very seriously and just for added effect may say a few random out of context lines like "It's naht a tumoor". Halloween should be interesting.
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No, this Halloween Laszlo Forty-Two will be dressing as an undercover cop pretending to be a Kinder garden teacher! It will look just genuinely amazing and it also comes with an added benefit of when he will eventually see Thots dressing up as slutty schoolgirls he can either then roleplay with them and fuck the hell out of them or more realistically give them detention and tell them about how this will mess them up later in life. A fine line but someone has to help these Thots. Why not the bloke who can snap them in half with 1 arm.
Hopefully no-one dresses up as a bad guy though as Laszlo will take his undercover cop role very seriously and just for added effect may say a few random out of context lines like "It's naht a tumoor". Halloween should be interesting.
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