(S18) - PT3 - Halloween

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Mike Hockhertz isn't much of a fun guy. He likes money and he likes winning. Halloween is one of the few opportunities for Mike to let loose. So this Christmas, Mike decided to dress up as Dermott. It was pretty easy, the guy is an idiot and Mike isn't the brightest tool in the shed either so it's not like Mike had to act intelligently or anything. Dermot is also very ugly so this was tougher because Mike is very very beautiful. Mike is so beautiful in fact that Mike had to go to the Chicago Make Up factory and request they give him a reverse make over. A reverse make over is where they take all the best features and turn them ugly like Dermot. When he left the Chicago make up factory, the problem was that everyone recognized him. They were all like "look at ugly old Dermot". It worked. Not, Mike just grabbed a dusty old Yellowknife Jersey from the discount bin and put it on. He ended up winning best costume because of how ugly and stupid Dermot is. So thanks Dermot. Love you brother. Keep your head high. But no too high or else everyone will see how ugly you are. 207