Its hard for someone my size to have a proper costume. Big and tall doesn't sell costumes so the selection of premade costumes that hits the 5-6xl range is almost non existant. I got no time as it is so its never been an option to make something nice myself. I'm a big B movie vhs fan so I tend to just stay in and marathon with my people.
But now I got money and I got obligations (for some reason the #beargang community is shockingly underserved by pro athletes and advertisers are paying me top dollar for my insta) so this year I'm going to get something epic. My first idea was a panzerkamphwagen VIII so I could go around and tell everyone I was a mouse and be hilarious. I was then told that this made no sense and the person who I was contracting with had no idea what a panzerkamphwagen was. A mad max style bus was my next idea but she said that it would be bad because of the things that it would snag on. In the end I went as a Landskenect, Kind of a renascence era German mercenary known for their colorful and patchwork clothing. It was a huge success and was worth every penny as I probably made more that night referring new people to my person then I paid for the thing.
But now I got money and I got obligations (for some reason the #beargang community is shockingly underserved by pro athletes and advertisers are paying me top dollar for my insta) so this year I'm going to get something epic. My first idea was a panzerkamphwagen VIII so I could go around and tell everyone I was a mouse and be hilarious. I was then told that this made no sense and the person who I was contracting with had no idea what a panzerkamphwagen was. A mad max style bus was my next idea but she said that it would be bad because of the things that it would snag on. In the end I went as a Landskenect, Kind of a renascence era German mercenary known for their colorful and patchwork clothing. It was a huge success and was worth every penny as I probably made more that night referring new people to my person then I paid for the thing.
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