Ottokar Von Gerhardt. A young man born in Germany who moved to Indiana to become Amish with his parents. Since then, this ox of a man has ended numerous college quarterbacks careers. Since being drafted by the new NSFL franchise,Philadelphia Liberty, Von Gerhardt has amassed 5 tackles and 3 sacks for a loss of 22 yards in three games. Also notable, was his exhibition game against other rookies were he metaphorically murdered the opposing QB sacking him five times.
When asked about his preseason performance, Von Gerhardt has remarked that " I hate quarterbacks. Useless divas. They pass a touchdown and they jget a I million dollars. I'm here to regret their life choices." Staring at defensive end at Indiana University and now for the famed Philadelphia Liberty organization opposite of a lethal Drew Davidson, Ottokar will undoubtedly ruin every quarterbacks career in the NSFL. So far Ottokar Von Gerhardt has been a deluge in the locker room, helping people build barns, take care of their pets with some sage Amish advice and cooking fantastic stew at his essenhaus. It will for sure be an amazing year fo lr such an amazing young talent. I for one am excited to see how this young stud tear up the league after being drafted in the fifth round.
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When asked about his preseason performance, Von Gerhardt has remarked that " I hate quarterbacks. Useless divas. They pass a touchdown and they jget a I million dollars. I'm here to regret their life choices." Staring at defensive end at Indiana University and now for the famed Philadelphia Liberty organization opposite of a lethal Drew Davidson, Ottokar will undoubtedly ruin every quarterbacks career in the NSFL. So far Ottokar Von Gerhardt has been a deluge in the locker room, helping people build barns, take care of their pets with some sage Amish advice and cooking fantastic stew at his essenhaus. It will for sure be an amazing year fo lr such an amazing young talent. I for one am excited to see how this young stud tear up the league after being drafted in the fifth round.
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