The most disappointing part of the first week of games is that we haven't just been automatically awarded this season's Ultimus trophy yet. Every other team that was supposed to be some sort of big dog this year has met a serious stumbling block already except my Otters. Orange County is out here just steamrolling the rest of the competition, and no one is even getting close to our level of excellence. Look at Yellowknife. They were supposed to be some kind of giant killers this season. They made a big splash in the offseason signing that prima donna Sunnycursed who was too good to keep playing in the OC and now look at them. They're getting wrecked by garbage teams constantly, but then they beat both the Hawks and the Yetis, the two teams that are supposed to be their major competition. I have no idea what is going on over in the NSFC. What I do know is what is going on in the ASFC. The rest of the division is an absolute dumpster fire. The second place New Orleans Second Line are 3-4. That's worse than three teams in the NSFC and as we've already covered, they aren't doing so hot over there themselves. All you need to know is to watch out for the Otters.
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