(S19) - PT3 - Stadium Experiences

[ValorX77]

Despite being one of the worst teams in the league standings wise, the Chicago Butchers are looking to improve the experience for all fans that walk into The Chopping Block, one of the leagues most finest stadiums. One of the biggest rules in the stadium is that you may NEVER PUT KETCHUP ON YOUR HOT DOGS, it is an insult in the city of Chicago, and you’ll be subjected to violence, most likely by the assault of Leaf’s fists. The experience is centered around the hardcore fan, from extreme food dishes like Ghost Pepper Burgers, to even The Poisonous Rose, made out of rose velvet and purified cobra venom, to the Torch of Valor, ignited before each and every home game. That’s only the first part, every seat is a recliner just to give you the man cave experience, even with built in phone charger and score alerts throughout the leagues games, and yes, the dreaded troll signs including "VISITORS WANT QUIET, PLEASE RESPOND ACCORDINGLY" and GET UP EVERYONE DOWN IS A LOLCOW. It’s truly the leagues best experience and the leagues best fans, loyal to their franchise and their city, the league made the right choice to bring the gridiron back to the Windy City.
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