12-22-2019, 04:26 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-22-2019, 05:08 PM by BRNXB0MBERS.)
Ahoy from Myrtle Beach! I be th' newest buccaneer (I do nah even 'ave an eye patch yet), so I dunno many o' th' traditions. That said, I be excited t' learn. I can only hope that we 'ave a Kraken beneath th' stadium, waitin' fer th' sorry crew that tries t' beat us. I hope they locked thar ship 'n locker cabin, 'cause we be comin' fer that loot win or lose. Are we goin' t' end up in th' gallows? Prolly, but that be th' pirate life. Yo ho!
Me initiation was pretty typical fer a buc. First, I had t' haul th' firewood down t' th' beach, where I was baptized wit' a bucket o' seawater. Aft provin' me knowledge o' ships, I was forced t' complete basic tasks blindfolded. Aft an 11-drink flight o' rum (one fer each crew member on defense), I had t' climb th' mast 'n kiss th' Jolly Roger. Finally, I had t' drink goat's blood mixed wit' mead while recitin' th' pirate's code.
Arr, anyone who tries t' run th' ball on me be goin' t' walk th' plank -- I can guarantee that. We shall see how handsomely he can run aft he swims wit' th' fish. Our cap'n be fearless; he has sailed th' seven seas, 'n we be ready t' sail t' th' championship. Come challenge us, 'n we shall make new traditions involvin' th' body parts o' our fallen enemies.
Me initiation was pretty typical fer a buc. First, I had t' haul th' firewood down t' th' beach, where I was baptized wit' a bucket o' seawater. Aft provin' me knowledge o' ships, I was forced t' complete basic tasks blindfolded. Aft an 11-drink flight o' rum (one fer each crew member on defense), I had t' climb th' mast 'n kiss th' Jolly Roger. Finally, I had t' drink goat's blood mixed wit' mead while recitin' th' pirate's code.
Arr, anyone who tries t' run th' ball on me be goin' t' walk th' plank -- I can guarantee that. We shall see how handsomely he can run aft he swims wit' th' fish. Our cap'n be fearless; he has sailed th' seven seas, 'n we be ready t' sail t' th' championship. Come challenge us, 'n we shall make new traditions involvin' th' body parts o' our fallen enemies.
