12-23-2019, 07:31 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-26-2019, 05:00 PM by BRNXB0MBERS.)
Ahoy from Myrtle Beach!
If we pirates excel at anythin', 'tis havin' a good time.
If we feel like decoratin', we 'ave no trouble gettin' supplies. We often go t' shore t' find water, gather fruit, hunt wild animals (a traditional roasted boar's head be a staple durin' th' holidays), 'n swab our ships. Thar be always pine 'n tropical blossoms fer Christmas decor.
O' course, we pirates love entertainin' ourselves wit' chanty. Me fav'rits include God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, Th' First Noel, 'n Th' Holly 'n th' Ivy. They always remind me o' home.
As pirates, we be mighty diverse. Catholics, Protestants, Jews, Muslims, 'n Pagans all 'ave thar traditions. We welcome any idea fer celebration. Our liquor, mead, grub, 'n spices are second t' none, 'n our night always ends wit' plenty o' traditional scallywag dances.
Lucky fer us, New Year's be only one week away. We usually go ashore t' celebrate. One time we took over an entire English colony, 'n partied so successfully that more than half o' th' male population o' th' town left wit' us when we sailed away.
Merry Christmas t' all, 'n t' all a hearty Yo Ho Ho Ho!
If we pirates excel at anythin', 'tis havin' a good time.
If we feel like decoratin', we 'ave no trouble gettin' supplies. We often go t' shore t' find water, gather fruit, hunt wild animals (a traditional roasted boar's head be a staple durin' th' holidays), 'n swab our ships. Thar be always pine 'n tropical blossoms fer Christmas decor.
O' course, we pirates love entertainin' ourselves wit' chanty. Me fav'rits include God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, Th' First Noel, 'n Th' Holly 'n th' Ivy. They always remind me o' home.
As pirates, we be mighty diverse. Catholics, Protestants, Jews, Muslims, 'n Pagans all 'ave thar traditions. We welcome any idea fer celebration. Our liquor, mead, grub, 'n spices are second t' none, 'n our night always ends wit' plenty o' traditional scallywag dances.
Lucky fer us, New Year's be only one week away. We usually go ashore t' celebrate. One time we took over an entire English colony, 'n partied so successfully that more than half o' th' male population o' th' town left wit' us when we sailed away.
Merry Christmas t' all, 'n t' all a hearty Yo Ho Ho Ho!
