(S19) PT4 - ‘Tis the Season

[Kyle]

Kyle Idlewyld always loved Christmas, the season of getting. As a kid he was treated as a prodigy because to be honest that's what he was and/ or is. This is the first time in his life he had the means to give back. He decided to take everyone that's helped him in his life skiing, something the young Texan had never done. So Idlewyld rented 3 whole cabins in the Colorado rockies, bought everyone brand new ski equipment and first class plane tickets. But tragedy struck the day of! Kyle woke up that afternoon and couldn't find his passport anywhere. He was stuck in Mexico. So Idlewyld called up his mom and told her to get everyone back to the airport, they were flying to Mexico. Dead set on going skiing he found the one place in the country where skiing is possible. Ignoring what he was told about the elevation being bad for skiing and the course being for experienced skiers only he chartered a private jet for himself from Tijuana and another private jet for everyone that just got to Colorado. Finally getting to the mountain Idlewyld found out they were booked and had no room at the resort or on the slopes. Enraged after a stressful day Idlewyld pushed his way through security to the top of the slope and grabbed a trashcan lid and jumped down, aiming to hit as many skiers as he possibly could. The rest of the story cant be told due to everyone signing NDAs