(S19) PT4 - ‘Tis the Season

[ADwyer87]

Christmas is a somber time for Sunnycursed. His parents were always jerks and pushed him to be an NSFL player just like their idol Stormblessed. He instead spends Christmas in the practice facility training trying to always keep improving his game and hopefully make the Hall of Fame one day

Now, getting off that depressing note, lets get onto a very happy note. That note is New Years Eve, objectively a top 3 holiday in US history. Why is that? The alcohol is plenty, the celebration is hard, and the reason is arbitrary. After all, we are only celebrating us buying new calendars! The only 3 that are in the same league are Thanksgiving (just an excuse to eat food), 4th of July (beer, fireworks, and Murica!), and Cinco de Mayo (not even our holiday, we just steal it so we have a socially acceptable day to take lots of tequila shots). The boys in Yellowknife always make sure to go crazy on New Years Eve, especially since there's nothing else to do in Northern Canada besides drink until you are finally warm. We all have already fornicated with every woman in Yellowknife, since there are not many of them, But im sure we wont mind getting a few brewskies and going back for round 2. Ol' Brenda is always ready to put out!