(S19) PT4 - ‘Tis the Season

[SabaDonutMan]

The holidays are one of the best times to be an Outlaw. The amount of fun we have puts disneyland to shame. One of my favorite parts of the festivities is our secret santa game. In most games they set a reasonable gift limit, but not for us. Due to most NSFL players earning a large sum of money we set the gift limit high, at around…. 20 million dollars. When I learned of this tradition, I knew I had to go big. In my first season with the outlaws I had drawn Lamonte McKinnie. What could I possibly get Lamonte that he didn’t already have? Isn’t it quite obvious, once we exchanged gifts I gave him the keys to a warehouse. What was in the warehouse you may ask. Inside of the warehouse were tons of packets of hot sauce. Not the mild hot sauce, the really hot stuff. It was insane. Going into this year, I had obviously set the bar very high. So once I had drawn Andrew Reese, I knew I had to get something 100x better than last year’s. Not to mention, that this was going to be his final season so I had to make it special. What could I give to the person who had everything(except good stats for a couple of seasons). It was painfully obvious, I had to get him shrimp. Why shrimp? I don’t know, I was in the mood for seafood. When Andrew was asked about it he said, “Reese is thinking you're making a fat joke bc he's retired now”.