1) Playoff Predictions, Reviews:
Written: Give a short write up of one or multiple playoff matches. If completed before the airing of the sims have predictions, after if it is a review of the game.
I may as well start off with this one. I would touch on one specific thing but I will review a handful. The first being Balitmore Hawks vs Colorado Yeti. Truth being told, it was damn near a coin flip and we just got unlucky. Which sucks since the Yeti keep making the play-offs now but just fall short.
I was actually rooting for the Hawks vs YKW but not out of hatred, just for something different cause I knew that OCO would make it to the final. Sadly this did not happen and we AGAINST AAAAALL ODDS we found ourselves in the 100% highly unlikely event of The Otters vs the Wraiths. Shocking.
I am very glad I did not touch this one last season cause it would just be me saying how good the Otters team still is. I mean, jesus christ stop winning already. That is the best review I can give for this final. Same shit, different season.
Overall for predictions mind it was not far off what I thought. I did legit think we would beat the Hawks and then lose to YKW who would lose to either NOLA or the Otters and whilst I got NOLA and the Yeti wrong I did the path that it actually followed so overall I am fairly happy with how everything went. I just hope in next seasons play-offs I can do a review in which Lazzy shows up cause the only time he has done was in the Confirmed 1st vs 4th Loss vs YKW we were always going to lose lol
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6) Recruitment
Written: Recruitment is coming up, and you’re in charge of a bot team. How are you building a lasting contender?
Finally, through the grace of our overlord Bex, Laszlo Forty-Two has taken over the trash of KCC and moved them to Budapest to create the Budapest Badgers. This was mainly to make sure that we can one day have more foreign players like Lazzy so we can have a world cup of sorts in this league. Naturally this team has to do well. In the first season, i probably would only have bots and that is not good. So I instead of figuring out how this game works, just YOLO swaggins and get to talking to people I know, respect or like in this league. Building up why they should recreate and stay down rather than ever going up.
Perhaps even go into the other leagues to recruit them. Now why would anyone ever do that? Simple. I will be the only General Manager who is also the village bike. Don't you see? Only by sucking the best D can i bypass needing to know anything about this. They will just be down for getting down. By the end of like a 2-3 season period I will have a team able to probably defeat Chicago!
Now some of you may think this is gay, but I assure you that it is 100% worth losing all se;f-respect for a few pointless internet badges on your profile. So if anything the new meta might turn into GMs sucking penis rather than speed abuse.
After re-reading this I can understand why may I will never GM actually.
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10) Commissioner
Written: ADwyer, long time commissioner, is stepping down in the new year. If you were to replace him, what changes would you make to the league?
Oh this isn't one I am doing. I would just basically rehire ADwyer at gun point since he WAS doing a good job (Past 1.5x media needing to be x2 which I would also do.)
That is it, carry on.
[N/A, just free advice]
16) Dynasty
Written: Convince us that your team will be the next NSFL or DSFL dynasty.
Well it is kind of hard to state that any team past the currently Dynasty of the Orange County Otters will be the next one but going full delusion for a second I 100% genuinely think the Colorado Yeti is THE next dynasty!
The reason I can claim this is because of the fact we have one of the best youth cores after having a great season 15, 16, 17 and season 18 drafts. We basically went all in on the stacked season 18 draft and the season 15 pairing of Wolfie McDummy and Lazzy are finally hitting the prime. We have slowly and steadily been getting better and improving and have one of the best cores in the whole of the National Simulation Football League!
We went 8-5 when we really could have gone 11-2 if not for a few bad or unlucky games at home and we are not getting hit with regression as hard as the offer elite teams. We are bare minimum looking at going to the play-offs again and with us hitting our primes we are looking to bring home not just a single championship but multiple and become a dynasty. We could even realistically bring on a few of those dirty ring chasers too that are around the league to improve ourselves and really make sure that we are in line to be favourites for the next few seasons upcoming!
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19) OL or K/P Appreciation
Written: Write about an active human Offensive Lineman or special teamer that is in the playoffs, and how they will or did affect the outcome.
Graphic: Create a graphic about said OL or K/P and give stats of their season or playoff performances
20) Ultimus Ad
Written: You and your teammates are to appear in a famous ad to be aired during the Ultimus. What is it about?
The Colorado Yeti would have an advert that would include Wolfie McDummy, Laszlo Forty-Two, Bubba Thumper, Pete Parker and James Bishop. Each one of us would read off one of those old fashioned transcripts and give a sentence or two about facts about Milk. Mainly how healthy it is for you even if it can be high in fat. Why milk? Because this is a Colorado Farms Milk company advert to sell more milk and the new milkshake products!
Yes, the Colorado Yeti are literally milking money to themselves with this and whilst they may look dumb doing it. It just does not matter, cause we are getting that fat fat money. We might milk it even more and have the dude from Stranger Things come in and say "Nope, it is a Tide advert" but then I can Imagine Lazzy just kinda going over to him and beating him up. He does not really like joke adverts even if he is technically in one.
This would be more of a serious one by the end of it and maybe the company would even go on to sell autographed cartons with famous Colorado Yeti players on them just to try and milk more money? This advert is all about milking so it would make sense to just milk it for all it is worth.
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Written: Give a short write up of one or multiple playoff matches. If completed before the airing of the sims have predictions, after if it is a review of the game.
I may as well start off with this one. I would touch on one specific thing but I will review a handful. The first being Balitmore Hawks vs Colorado Yeti. Truth being told, it was damn near a coin flip and we just got unlucky. Which sucks since the Yeti keep making the play-offs now but just fall short.
I was actually rooting for the Hawks vs YKW but not out of hatred, just for something different cause I knew that OCO would make it to the final. Sadly this did not happen and we AGAINST AAAAALL ODDS we found ourselves in the 100% highly unlikely event of The Otters vs the Wraiths. Shocking.
I am very glad I did not touch this one last season cause it would just be me saying how good the Otters team still is. I mean, jesus christ stop winning already. That is the best review I can give for this final. Same shit, different season.
Overall for predictions mind it was not far off what I thought. I did legit think we would beat the Hawks and then lose to YKW who would lose to either NOLA or the Otters and whilst I got NOLA and the Yeti wrong I did the path that it actually followed so overall I am fairly happy with how everything went. I just hope in next seasons play-offs I can do a review in which Lazzy shows up cause the only time he has done was in the Confirmed 1st vs 4th Loss vs YKW we were always going to lose lol
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6) Recruitment
Written: Recruitment is coming up, and you’re in charge of a bot team. How are you building a lasting contender?
Finally, through the grace of our overlord Bex, Laszlo Forty-Two has taken over the trash of KCC and moved them to Budapest to create the Budapest Badgers. This was mainly to make sure that we can one day have more foreign players like Lazzy so we can have a world cup of sorts in this league. Naturally this team has to do well. In the first season, i probably would only have bots and that is not good. So I instead of figuring out how this game works, just YOLO swaggins and get to talking to people I know, respect or like in this league. Building up why they should recreate and stay down rather than ever going up.
Perhaps even go into the other leagues to recruit them. Now why would anyone ever do that? Simple. I will be the only General Manager who is also the village bike. Don't you see? Only by sucking the best D can i bypass needing to know anything about this. They will just be down for getting down. By the end of like a 2-3 season period I will have a team able to probably defeat Chicago!
Now some of you may think this is gay, but I assure you that it is 100% worth losing all se;f-respect for a few pointless internet badges on your profile. So if anything the new meta might turn into GMs sucking penis rather than speed abuse.
After re-reading this I can understand why may I will never GM actually.
[258 words]
10) Commissioner
Written: ADwyer, long time commissioner, is stepping down in the new year. If you were to replace him, what changes would you make to the league?
Oh this isn't one I am doing. I would just basically rehire ADwyer at gun point since he WAS doing a good job (Past 1.5x media needing to be x2 which I would also do.)
That is it, carry on.
[N/A, just free advice]
16) Dynasty
Written: Convince us that your team will be the next NSFL or DSFL dynasty.
Well it is kind of hard to state that any team past the currently Dynasty of the Orange County Otters will be the next one but going full delusion for a second I 100% genuinely think the Colorado Yeti is THE next dynasty!
The reason I can claim this is because of the fact we have one of the best youth cores after having a great season 15, 16, 17 and season 18 drafts. We basically went all in on the stacked season 18 draft and the season 15 pairing of Wolfie McDummy and Lazzy are finally hitting the prime. We have slowly and steadily been getting better and improving and have one of the best cores in the whole of the National Simulation Football League!
We went 8-5 when we really could have gone 11-2 if not for a few bad or unlucky games at home and we are not getting hit with regression as hard as the offer elite teams. We are bare minimum looking at going to the play-offs again and with us hitting our primes we are looking to bring home not just a single championship but multiple and become a dynasty. We could even realistically bring on a few of those dirty ring chasers too that are around the league to improve ourselves and really make sure that we are in line to be favourites for the next few seasons upcoming!
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19) OL or K/P Appreciation
Written: Write about an active human Offensive Lineman or special teamer that is in the playoffs, and how they will or did affect the outcome.
Graphic: Create a graphic about said OL or K/P and give stats of their season or playoff performances
20) Ultimus Ad
Written: You and your teammates are to appear in a famous ad to be aired during the Ultimus. What is it about?
The Colorado Yeti would have an advert that would include Wolfie McDummy, Laszlo Forty-Two, Bubba Thumper, Pete Parker and James Bishop. Each one of us would read off one of those old fashioned transcripts and give a sentence or two about facts about Milk. Mainly how healthy it is for you even if it can be high in fat. Why milk? Because this is a Colorado Farms Milk company advert to sell more milk and the new milkshake products!
Yes, the Colorado Yeti are literally milking money to themselves with this and whilst they may look dumb doing it. It just does not matter, cause we are getting that fat fat money. We might milk it even more and have the dude from Stranger Things come in and say "Nope, it is a Tide advert" but then I can Imagine Lazzy just kinda going over to him and beating him up. He does not really like joke adverts even if he is technically in one.
This would be more of a serious one by the end of it and maybe the company would even go on to sell autographed cartons with famous Colorado Yeti players on them just to try and milk more money? This advert is all about milking so it would make sense to just milk it for all it is worth.
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