6) Recruitment
It isn’t too difficult to weed out the weenies and the winners. We’re going to pick up some hog molly type of players for the line. The bigger the better in my plan. We are going to be quick on the offense side of things too. These receivers and backs are going to run, run, run, run, and run some more. They’re going to get sick of running. But I tell you what, they are going to get farther than the other teams who are gassed out by the second half. For quarterback, well, I don’t believe football IQ is something that’s proven. I’m perfectly fine with a QB that has a few less cells up there if his arm is good and he can break out of the pocket on occasion. If he’s been dinged up in the noggin a few times, that’s okay. I don’t want some Ivy leaguer out on the field trying to over think things. I want him to put the ball in the air, pray to his god and have our receivers take it to the promised land. Our secondary is going to be renamed the introductory because they’re going to prevent opponents’ receivers from gaining any yards. Book it.
10) Commissioner
Alright, the league is under new authority. My vision of the NSFL makes it a more exciting league with a few changes to the game and the league’s branding. Not a fan of the whole NSFL initials. First order, dropping the N out of NSFL. Now, as I mentioned, I intend on making the league more exciting. We’re going to make some changes to the game of football. This ain’t your grandmother’s football, okay? We’re going to add ramps at the 20 and 40 yard lines. This mounds of earth will be about 3 feet tall. Just imagine all the possibilities with these mounds of dirt erected onto the field. You can leap up higher to make a catch, you can tackle someone into it. Other exciting additions to the game? At a random moment in the second half, we are going to release the geese. 200 Canadian geese will be let out of their pin to cause havoc on the field. We’ve been testing these additions in some markets and it’s done very well. It may be tough to sell you on it at first, but trust me when I say that when you hear, “RELEASE THE GEESE” you’ll be glued to your tv set.
16) Dynasty
Season in, season out; it feels like New Orleans is close to becoming the next dynasty of the NSFL. This season, New Orleans made some strides towards that objective and looked like they were on the verge of picking up a championship. The Second Line picked up some quality wins and gained much needed experience for the young roster. The continued growth of the Second Line is needed, along with some of the other good teams in the NSFL taking a step backwards. The stars are aligning, and it’s very important as Bona’beri Jones gets older and older. Jones has gas left in the tank if New Orleans is prepared to go on a lengthy run and establish themselves as a dynasty. So, in short, the New Orleans Second Line are best equipped to be the next dynasty based on their young roster, successful past season, and some of the competition taking steps backwards. It’ll be interesting to see how it plays out next season, the Second Line must get started on picking up some trophies if they are going to have a dynasty in the near future. With hard work from everyone on the team, the Second Line are destined to be a future dynasty.
20) Ultimus Ad
Monologue: It’s Bona’beri Jones and the New Orleans Second line here and we’re brining in all the festivities this year. We are in the playoffs, and hopefully we’re here in this Ultimus game and we are in route to the championship. We’ve been working very hard in New Orleans. We want to bring the most exciting brand of football. We’ve been sacking, catching deep passes, doing any and everything to bring you fans the best football we can. We’re not trying to play grandma’s version of football. We’re hitting hard and taking risks. The Second Line are without doubt the coolest brand in the NSFL. We’re no wimps, we’re no pushovers; instead, we’re the team with super high compete. If you don’t believe me, let our regular season performances speak for themselves. We put on some of the best football that you’ll see this side of the Mississippi and on the other! For those people that are watching, I hope you enjoy this Ultimus game and hope that you can cheer the Second Line onto the championship. We’ll be partying with all of you fans after the game too, so no worries about missing out. Now, if I could get some help from everybody at home, let’s start a: Let’s go New Orleans chant.
It isn’t too difficult to weed out the weenies and the winners. We’re going to pick up some hog molly type of players for the line. The bigger the better in my plan. We are going to be quick on the offense side of things too. These receivers and backs are going to run, run, run, run, and run some more. They’re going to get sick of running. But I tell you what, they are going to get farther than the other teams who are gassed out by the second half. For quarterback, well, I don’t believe football IQ is something that’s proven. I’m perfectly fine with a QB that has a few less cells up there if his arm is good and he can break out of the pocket on occasion. If he’s been dinged up in the noggin a few times, that’s okay. I don’t want some Ivy leaguer out on the field trying to over think things. I want him to put the ball in the air, pray to his god and have our receivers take it to the promised land. Our secondary is going to be renamed the introductory because they’re going to prevent opponents’ receivers from gaining any yards. Book it.
10) Commissioner
Alright, the league is under new authority. My vision of the NSFL makes it a more exciting league with a few changes to the game and the league’s branding. Not a fan of the whole NSFL initials. First order, dropping the N out of NSFL. Now, as I mentioned, I intend on making the league more exciting. We’re going to make some changes to the game of football. This ain’t your grandmother’s football, okay? We’re going to add ramps at the 20 and 40 yard lines. This mounds of earth will be about 3 feet tall. Just imagine all the possibilities with these mounds of dirt erected onto the field. You can leap up higher to make a catch, you can tackle someone into it. Other exciting additions to the game? At a random moment in the second half, we are going to release the geese. 200 Canadian geese will be let out of their pin to cause havoc on the field. We’ve been testing these additions in some markets and it’s done very well. It may be tough to sell you on it at first, but trust me when I say that when you hear, “RELEASE THE GEESE” you’ll be glued to your tv set.
16) Dynasty
Season in, season out; it feels like New Orleans is close to becoming the next dynasty of the NSFL. This season, New Orleans made some strides towards that objective and looked like they were on the verge of picking up a championship. The Second Line picked up some quality wins and gained much needed experience for the young roster. The continued growth of the Second Line is needed, along with some of the other good teams in the NSFL taking a step backwards. The stars are aligning, and it’s very important as Bona’beri Jones gets older and older. Jones has gas left in the tank if New Orleans is prepared to go on a lengthy run and establish themselves as a dynasty. So, in short, the New Orleans Second Line are best equipped to be the next dynasty based on their young roster, successful past season, and some of the competition taking steps backwards. It’ll be interesting to see how it plays out next season, the Second Line must get started on picking up some trophies if they are going to have a dynasty in the near future. With hard work from everyone on the team, the Second Line are destined to be a future dynasty.
20) Ultimus Ad
Monologue: It’s Bona’beri Jones and the New Orleans Second line here and we’re brining in all the festivities this year. We are in the playoffs, and hopefully we’re here in this Ultimus game and we are in route to the championship. We’ve been working very hard in New Orleans. We want to bring the most exciting brand of football. We’ve been sacking, catching deep passes, doing any and everything to bring you fans the best football we can. We’re not trying to play grandma’s version of football. We’re hitting hard and taking risks. The Second Line are without doubt the coolest brand in the NSFL. We’re no wimps, we’re no pushovers; instead, we’re the team with super high compete. If you don’t believe me, let our regular season performances speak for themselves. We put on some of the best football that you’ll see this side of the Mississippi and on the other! For those people that are watching, I hope you enjoy this Ultimus game and hope that you can cheer the Second Line onto the championship. We’ll be partying with all of you fans after the game too, so no worries about missing out. Now, if I could get some help from everybody at home, let’s start a: Let’s go New Orleans chant.
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