2) Holiday Bowl
There are a couple changes I would make, first off the two uprights would both be one half of a christmas tree for more holiday spirit. Second each team has to start off the game with a white elephant game, and there is one mystery gift that lets the team win the game and this would replace the coin toss. To create some more holiday spirit each team has to wear an ugly Christmas sweater version of their jersey.
Now on to special rules. Every team has to replace their audible calls with Christmas Carols, this doesn’t change much but shows how good teams are at learning on the fly and adjusting. Next each QB has to wear a santa outfit, and every time they get sacked they have to give the player who sacked them a present, same if they throw an interception. Finally the penultimate rule, the rule to end all rules, I’m not adding extra text here you are. We replace the running backs with Reindeer. Thank you.
8) Scouting report:
Report on Juniped Catfish.
Age: 22
Position: RB
College: North Carolina State University
Year: Sr
Pos Rk: 5
Strong Points: He’s fast, real fast, maybe even one of the fastest players this draft. He is pretty slippery too, able to evade defenders and outrun anyone trying to cover him. With a 40 Yard Dash of 4.28 seconds you can hand the ball off to him and just watch him fly. He’s ok after contact but more middling of the pack. However he’s willing to do whatever the team needs to improve.
Weak Points: Not the best catcher, while he can outrun good coverage he doesn’t have the softest hands. Also not great at blocking when it’s necessary. He still needs some work to refine the raw skill he has, as it seems he didn’t get a lot of that until his Junior year.
Conclusion: His skill isn’t as refined as others in the draft this year. That being said any time willing to put in the effort in him have a possible future star in the making. He will fit better with a run heavy offense as he won’t be as able to contribute to a passing game. He only had a couple years as a starter so he could easily improve even more with the drive to get better at his game sense and decision making. A diamond in the rough for any team willing.
9)
I have a soft spot for my fellow draftee Remon Kurisuto. He’s a man that enjoys speed as much as I do, and I can’t hate anyone who likes to go fast. I think we fast guys have to stick together, in a world full of powerful people. On top of that he seems to have a large fascination with lemons, which means there must be some crazy health benefit they have that I don’t know about. If I stick around him maybe I’ll learn something that will help speed me up.
In terms of other things that leave a soft spot for me, as an Asian American player, there’s not a lot of us and we have to stick together. Even though I’m Filipino it’s close enough and there are so few. Hopefully we can get drafted to the same team because he seems like a great guy. I think he will be a great draft for whatever team he goes to, and even if we don’t get drafted to the same team I look forward to competing against him. If you read this Remon, here’s to you and good luck in the draft please text me back. I need friends. @Lemon
12)
Interview with Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @matt2930
Q: What do you you can bring to the team that will draft you? in terms of in-game and out of game?
A:The team that drafts me will get a player who's sole life purpose is to tackle. Ever since I was a small child, I would take anything that moved, from my parents to my grandma (sorry granny!) Lucky, this translated well for football, and on the field the team that drafts me will have me bringing the pain every game. Defense wins championships. Off the field, my team can expect a lovable good who loves to play rocket league and give his teammates loving noogies
Q:Would you rather get drafted somewhere you can have the chance to make an instant impact but be on a potential worse team or a better team with the road to starting long and unsure?
I would prefer to get drafted somewhere that I will have a potential impact, even if it means that team has performed poorly in the past
Q:If you could pick one superpower, what would it be?
A: I would pick telekinesis, because I could still use it to fly, but also use it for getting HUGE LOSSES
Q: ok now are there any vets you look up to as a role model in the league? and how about other rookies you see as rivals?
A: I don't know any vets in the league
but I see Larry Longshot as a rival DE in the league.
There are a couple changes I would make, first off the two uprights would both be one half of a christmas tree for more holiday spirit. Second each team has to start off the game with a white elephant game, and there is one mystery gift that lets the team win the game and this would replace the coin toss. To create some more holiday spirit each team has to wear an ugly Christmas sweater version of their jersey.
Now on to special rules. Every team has to replace their audible calls with Christmas Carols, this doesn’t change much but shows how good teams are at learning on the fly and adjusting. Next each QB has to wear a santa outfit, and every time they get sacked they have to give the player who sacked them a present, same if they throw an interception. Finally the penultimate rule, the rule to end all rules, I’m not adding extra text here you are. We replace the running backs with Reindeer. Thank you.
8) Scouting report:
Report on Juniped Catfish.
Age: 22
Position: RB
College: North Carolina State University
Year: Sr
Pos Rk: 5
Strong Points: He’s fast, real fast, maybe even one of the fastest players this draft. He is pretty slippery too, able to evade defenders and outrun anyone trying to cover him. With a 40 Yard Dash of 4.28 seconds you can hand the ball off to him and just watch him fly. He’s ok after contact but more middling of the pack. However he’s willing to do whatever the team needs to improve.
Weak Points: Not the best catcher, while he can outrun good coverage he doesn’t have the softest hands. Also not great at blocking when it’s necessary. He still needs some work to refine the raw skill he has, as it seems he didn’t get a lot of that until his Junior year.
Conclusion: His skill isn’t as refined as others in the draft this year. That being said any time willing to put in the effort in him have a possible future star in the making. He will fit better with a run heavy offense as he won’t be as able to contribute to a passing game. He only had a couple years as a starter so he could easily improve even more with the drive to get better at his game sense and decision making. A diamond in the rough for any team willing.
9)
I have a soft spot for my fellow draftee Remon Kurisuto. He’s a man that enjoys speed as much as I do, and I can’t hate anyone who likes to go fast. I think we fast guys have to stick together, in a world full of powerful people. On top of that he seems to have a large fascination with lemons, which means there must be some crazy health benefit they have that I don’t know about. If I stick around him maybe I’ll learn something that will help speed me up.
In terms of other things that leave a soft spot for me, as an Asian American player, there’s not a lot of us and we have to stick together. Even though I’m Filipino it’s close enough and there are so few. Hopefully we can get drafted to the same team because he seems like a great guy. I think he will be a great draft for whatever team he goes to, and even if we don’t get drafted to the same team I look forward to competing against him. If you read this Remon, here’s to you and good luck in the draft please text me back. I need friends. @Lemon
12)
Interview with Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @matt2930
Q: What do you you can bring to the team that will draft you? in terms of in-game and out of game?
A:The team that drafts me will get a player who's sole life purpose is to tackle. Ever since I was a small child, I would take anything that moved, from my parents to my grandma (sorry granny!) Lucky, this translated well for football, and on the field the team that drafts me will have me bringing the pain every game. Defense wins championships. Off the field, my team can expect a lovable good who loves to play rocket league and give his teammates loving noogies
Q:Would you rather get drafted somewhere you can have the chance to make an instant impact but be on a potential worse team or a better team with the road to starting long and unsure?
I would prefer to get drafted somewhere that I will have a potential impact, even if it means that team has performed poorly in the past
Q:If you could pick one superpower, what would it be?
A: I would pick telekinesis, because I could still use it to fly, but also use it for getting HUGE LOSSES
Q: ok now are there any vets you look up to as a role model in the league? and how about other rookies you see as rivals?
A: I don't know any vets in the league
but I see Larry Longshot as a rival DE in the league.
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