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Offensive Comparison: Compare one offensive player from each team in a series.
Logan Noble and Chris Orosz are two of the best pocket passers in the league. Logan Noble boasts gaudy TPE totals over 200, but Orosz can keep up with high numbers in Arm and Accuracy. Here's a comparison of their stats:
(MAX: ##) Attribute: Orosz | Noble
(MAX: 65) Strength: 35 | 38
(MAX: 75) Agility: 45 | 52
(MAX: 95) Arm: 72 | 76
(MAX: 95) Intelligence: 80 | 73
(MAX: 100) Throwing Accuracy: 80 | 80
(MAX: 35) Tackling: 15 | 17
(MAX: 65) Speed: 40 | 59
(MAX: 35) Hands: 15 | 17
(MAX: 25) Pass Blocking: 1 | 3
(MAX: 25) Run Blocking: 1 | 3
(MAX: 100) Endurance: 50 | 50
(MAX: 25) Kick Power: 1 | 3
(MAX: 25) Kick Accuracy: 1 | 3
(MAX: 158.3) Passer Rating: 77.6 | 77.2
(MAX: 100) Comp%: 57.8 | 56.5
As you can see, Noble leads every attribute except for Intelligence, in which Orosz has a significant 7-point lead. Noble is far more mobile, with 59 speed and 52 agility. However, Orosz' 7 extra points into Intelligence pay off, as his Comp % is noticeably higher than Noble's. Orosz' 6.1 yards/attempt edge out Noble's 5.6.
In conclusion, it's really hard to pick a QB between the two QBs in the battle for the Glacies trophy, but both quarterbacks are fully capable of driving a powerful offense.
Bottom Third: Write about why the Baltimore Hawks and/or San Jose Sabercats were not able to make the playoffs.
The Hawks finished their season on a sour note, losing five straight to drop to the worst record (tied) in the NSFL. Their defense is partially to blame for this, allowing 26.2 points per game over that disastrous stretch. However, their offense was just miserable. Averaging 12.6 points per game is a good way to end up 0-14. Scrub Kyubee was 92/159 for 822 yards, and 2 TDs with 1 TD rush. However, his 8 interceptions, which included a pick-6, put his QB rating at a pitiful 55.1. Despite this, it's not all his fault. His offensive line only has one active player - and it's Vincent Sharpei, a S2 waiver player. Sure, Jordan Weal is pretty good, averaging 3 pancakes per game over the Hawks' stretch of five games, but he's an inactive. This means that the Hawks have three robots on their line! If you recall, the O-Line robots are created by taking the worst score on every attribute of all the archetypes in that position. For example, the Pass Blocker and Technician archetypes have 65 strength, where as the Run Blocker and Athletic Lineman have 70. This means the robot would have 65 strength.
It's not hard to imagine how much it would hurt a team to have these horrible players on it. So what do the Hawks need to do to bolster their team for next year? Adding more OL-men would give Kyubee time to think before throwing. Bolstering their pass-rush could anchor down their secondary. The Hawks are closer to the playoffs than it might seem.
Future Talent: Write about which S2 waiver pickup will or did have the biggest impact in the playoffs.
Yeti TE Rich Gucci came through in a big way during Colorado's first playoff game. He hauled in 6 passes, second most of anyone in the game, for 32 yards averaging 5.3, including an 11 yard reception which was his longest for the day. He was also excellent out of the spotlight, forcing 3 pancake blocks without allowing a single sack. He didn't have a single penalty. TEs are inherently important, as they can block and receive, making them hard to plan against. Gucci's deep threat style makes him incredibly dangerous to secondaries, because he is hard to cover and is fast. He has 70 speed and 73 hands, both of which are very good marks. His total TPE is impressive for a S2 player as well: 114 points. It's kind of hard to earn that much TPE in the time that @`7Sports` has.
His role in the Championship game against the Arizona Outlaws is quite clear at this time. He will run deep, forcing a safety to help over the top. This will open up opportunities for other Yeti receivers, such as DJ Law, and will prevent Arizona from stacking the box, making it easier for Boss Tweed and Luke Tiernan to pick up yards.
Playoff Review: Give a short write up on each of the playoff matches (including the championship game).
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The Yeti won 13-6 in a defensive battle. Josh Garden was wide open for most of the game but DPOG Johnathon Saint and others prevented QB Chris Orosz from making throws his way. Meanwhile, Logan Noble had lots of time to throw. His running game took a lot of pressure off of him, and he completed lots of short passes, primarily on the outside. His receivers had tons of YAC and hauled in several long receptions on short bubble screens.
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In an embarrassing moment for the Otters, Vincent Draxel led the Outlaws' offense to 36 points against the Otters' famed defense. Pretty much everything that could go wrong for Orange County, did. Angus Winchester even allowed a sack. The Otters kept it close for over 3 quarters despite Mike Boss throwing 3 interceptions through that time. The tide of the game went back and forth multiple times. For example, Boss threw an interception late in the fourth quarter, causing many viewers to assume Arizona had clinched victory. However, Outlaws QB Vincent Draxel endured a strip sack on the very next play, causing Orange County to have a chance at the Solis trophy once again. The Otters scored on that drive on a 10-yard pass to Westfield. This tightened the score at 15-13 in favor of the Outlaws. However, when Stormblessed returned a kick for 97 yards on the ensuing kickoff, the game was closed. There was little to no realistic way the Otters could come back from a 22-13 deficit with only 3 minutes left. Arizona clinched the game in its favor with two more touchdowns, including a Mike Boss pick-6 (he had a really bad game).
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It's never a good sign when Zobot Bigboy## leads your team in pancakes. Sure, he was tied in the the Yeti's championship embarrassment, but the fact that the Yeti collapsed can't be ignored. Logan Noble suddenly forgot how to be an accurate pocket passer, but Vincent Draxel took his place while still boasting a 13.6 average depth of completion that stayed true to his gunslinger roots. The Yeti's weak Offensive Line held the team back, as poor Logan Noble was sacked 6 times, 3 of which were Jayce Tuck's fault. Lincoln Jefferson and Stormblessed had monster games, combining for 11 receptions for 196 yards. That's an impressive 17.82 yards/reception.
All in all, the Yeti were quite disappointing in the battle for the first ever Ultimus Trophy.
Playoff Series MVP:
Jaylon Lee did it all for the Outlaws in the battle for the Solis trophy. He had 9 tackles, one of which was a sack, 1 interception, and he even had a TD on defense. This is nothing short of incredible. First, the 9 tackles. The NSFL season leader in tackles, Kendrick Hendrix, averaged just over 10 tackles a game. 9 tackles, therefore, is obviously elite, especially in a playoff game where the quality of play is much higher. A sack is capable of stopping a drive easily, so even 1 sack is a tremendous thing. Interceptions are perhaps even more valuable to a defense than a sack, and Lee had one of those, too! The regular season leader in INTs for a LB was Sinjin Flimjollywop, who averaged 'just' .2 INTs a game. So once again, elite performance from Lee. But last, and most important, was his pick-6 on Mike Boss. The touchdown came at a crucial time in the game. With a sliver of time left on the clock, Orange County had a tiny chance left to tie the game and force overtime. However, when Mike Boss' pass fell into the hands of Jaylon Lee, the Outlaws took an insurmountable 36-13 lead to clinch the Solis trophy in their favor.
Offensive Comparison: Compare one offensive player from each team in a series.
Logan Noble and Chris Orosz are two of the best pocket passers in the league. Logan Noble boasts gaudy TPE totals over 200, but Orosz can keep up with high numbers in Arm and Accuracy. Here's a comparison of their stats:
(MAX: ##) Attribute: Orosz | Noble
(MAX: 65) Strength: 35 | 38
(MAX: 75) Agility: 45 | 52
(MAX: 95) Arm: 72 | 76
(MAX: 95) Intelligence: 80 | 73
(MAX: 100) Throwing Accuracy: 80 | 80
(MAX: 35) Tackling: 15 | 17
(MAX: 65) Speed: 40 | 59
(MAX: 35) Hands: 15 | 17
(MAX: 25) Pass Blocking: 1 | 3
(MAX: 25) Run Blocking: 1 | 3
(MAX: 100) Endurance: 50 | 50
(MAX: 25) Kick Power: 1 | 3
(MAX: 25) Kick Accuracy: 1 | 3
(MAX: 158.3) Passer Rating: 77.6 | 77.2
(MAX: 100) Comp%: 57.8 | 56.5
As you can see, Noble leads every attribute except for Intelligence, in which Orosz has a significant 7-point lead. Noble is far more mobile, with 59 speed and 52 agility. However, Orosz' 7 extra points into Intelligence pay off, as his Comp % is noticeably higher than Noble's. Orosz' 6.1 yards/attempt edge out Noble's 5.6.
In conclusion, it's really hard to pick a QB between the two QBs in the battle for the Glacies trophy, but both quarterbacks are fully capable of driving a powerful offense.
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Bottom Third: Write about why the Baltimore Hawks and/or San Jose Sabercats were not able to make the playoffs.
The Hawks finished their season on a sour note, losing five straight to drop to the worst record (tied) in the NSFL. Their defense is partially to blame for this, allowing 26.2 points per game over that disastrous stretch. However, their offense was just miserable. Averaging 12.6 points per game is a good way to end up 0-14. Scrub Kyubee was 92/159 for 822 yards, and 2 TDs with 1 TD rush. However, his 8 interceptions, which included a pick-6, put his QB rating at a pitiful 55.1. Despite this, it's not all his fault. His offensive line only has one active player - and it's Vincent Sharpei, a S2 waiver player. Sure, Jordan Weal is pretty good, averaging 3 pancakes per game over the Hawks' stretch of five games, but he's an inactive. This means that the Hawks have three robots on their line! If you recall, the O-Line robots are created by taking the worst score on every attribute of all the archetypes in that position. For example, the Pass Blocker and Technician archetypes have 65 strength, where as the Run Blocker and Athletic Lineman have 70. This means the robot would have 65 strength.
It's not hard to imagine how much it would hurt a team to have these horrible players on it. So what do the Hawks need to do to bolster their team for next year? Adding more OL-men would give Kyubee time to think before throwing. Bolstering their pass-rush could anchor down their secondary. The Hawks are closer to the playoffs than it might seem.
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Future Talent: Write about which S2 waiver pickup will or did have the biggest impact in the playoffs.
Yeti TE Rich Gucci came through in a big way during Colorado's first playoff game. He hauled in 6 passes, second most of anyone in the game, for 32 yards averaging 5.3, including an 11 yard reception which was his longest for the day. He was also excellent out of the spotlight, forcing 3 pancake blocks without allowing a single sack. He didn't have a single penalty. TEs are inherently important, as they can block and receive, making them hard to plan against. Gucci's deep threat style makes him incredibly dangerous to secondaries, because he is hard to cover and is fast. He has 70 speed and 73 hands, both of which are very good marks. His total TPE is impressive for a S2 player as well: 114 points. It's kind of hard to earn that much TPE in the time that @`7Sports` has.
His role in the Championship game against the Arizona Outlaws is quite clear at this time. He will run deep, forcing a safety to help over the top. This will open up opportunities for other Yeti receivers, such as DJ Law, and will prevent Arizona from stacking the box, making it easier for Boss Tweed and Luke Tiernan to pick up yards.
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The Yeti won 13-6 in a defensive battle. Josh Garden was wide open for most of the game but DPOG Johnathon Saint and others prevented QB Chris Orosz from making throws his way. Meanwhile, Logan Noble had lots of time to throw. His running game took a lot of pressure off of him, and he completed lots of short passes, primarily on the outside. His receivers had tons of YAC and hauled in several long receptions on short bubble screens.


In an embarrassing moment for the Otters, Vincent Draxel led the Outlaws' offense to 36 points against the Otters' famed defense. Pretty much everything that could go wrong for Orange County, did. Angus Winchester even allowed a sack. The Otters kept it close for over 3 quarters despite Mike Boss throwing 3 interceptions through that time. The tide of the game went back and forth multiple times. For example, Boss threw an interception late in the fourth quarter, causing many viewers to assume Arizona had clinched victory. However, Outlaws QB Vincent Draxel endured a strip sack on the very next play, causing Orange County to have a chance at the Solis trophy once again. The Otters scored on that drive on a 10-yard pass to Westfield. This tightened the score at 15-13 in favor of the Outlaws. However, when Stormblessed returned a kick for 97 yards on the ensuing kickoff, the game was closed. There was little to no realistic way the Otters could come back from a 22-13 deficit with only 3 minutes left. Arizona clinched the game in its favor with two more touchdowns, including a Mike Boss pick-6 (he had a really bad game).


It's never a good sign when Zobot Bigboy## leads your team in pancakes. Sure, he was tied in the the Yeti's championship embarrassment, but the fact that the Yeti collapsed can't be ignored. Logan Noble suddenly forgot how to be an accurate pocket passer, but Vincent Draxel took his place while still boasting a 13.6 average depth of completion that stayed true to his gunslinger roots. The Yeti's weak Offensive Line held the team back, as poor Logan Noble was sacked 6 times, 3 of which were Jayce Tuck's fault. Lincoln Jefferson and Stormblessed had monster games, combining for 11 receptions for 196 yards. That's an impressive 17.82 yards/reception.
All in all, the Yeti were quite disappointing in the battle for the first ever Ultimus Trophy.
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Jaylon Lee did it all for the Outlaws in the battle for the Solis trophy. He had 9 tackles, one of which was a sack, 1 interception, and he even had a TD on defense. This is nothing short of incredible. First, the 9 tackles. The NSFL season leader in tackles, Kendrick Hendrix, averaged just over 10 tackles a game. 9 tackles, therefore, is obviously elite, especially in a playoff game where the quality of play is much higher. A sack is capable of stopping a drive easily, so even 1 sack is a tremendous thing. Interceptions are perhaps even more valuable to a defense than a sack, and Lee had one of those, too! The regular season leader in INTs for a LB was Sinjin Flimjollywop, who averaged 'just' .2 INTs a game. So once again, elite performance from Lee. But last, and most important, was his pick-6 on Mike Boss. The touchdown came at a crucial time in the game. With a sliver of time left on the clock, Orange County had a tiny chance left to tie the game and force overtime. However, when Mike Boss' pass fell into the hands of Jaylon Lee, the Outlaws took an insurmountable 36-13 lead to clinch the Solis trophy in their favor.
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