(S20) - PT3 - Celebrations

[ddrector]

Seeing as the NFL is a multi-billion dollar entity and the nsfl is a mere fake money internet concoction I figure the winner of the Ultimus mvp in all his or her glory would yell, "I'm going to Waffle House" upon finding out they won the prestigious nsfl ultimus mvp award. After they are able to get changed and go through the rigamarole of press and interviews that take place immediately following the game the player will be taken to the nearest Waffle House where he or she will be given a free cup of coffee (refills are extra), free waffle with one butter container, and a free small hashbrown covered and chunked. In recent years fans have flooded Waffle House locations nearest to where the Ultimus is being played and the mvp has had to wait for a seat to open up when he arrives, which is usually around 2:30 AM, which is prime time for most Waffle Houses. This partnership between Waffle House and the NSFL has seemed very one sided as it really only benefits Waffle House, but year after year the mvp keeps going to the closest Waffle House for what has now become an Ultimus tradition.

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