Deep under Santa Ana Stadium, home of the Orange County Otters, there lies a chamber, one that remains sealed 364 days a year. It is the day after the Ultimus that the sacred doors can be opened. By placing the Ultimus trophy on the pedestal, a mechanism is triggered, and the champions of the year may enter. This room is full of ancient wisdom, truths handed down from champion to champion, secrets said to have been whispered by the mighty sim gods themselves.
It is customary for the winning team to send a select number of players to receive information and to enjoy the splendor of this place. This most sacred tradition has previously gone unspoken, though stories have begun to emerge in recent years. One individual who would prefer to remain unnamed says that swimming in the natural hot springs in that chamber is what gave him the strength he needed to go through one more season despite intense regression. Another claimed that the feast laid out for the winners was the most delicious food he had ever consumed, though when he attempted to bring some out with him at the conclusion of his time in the chamber, the food turned to diamonds the second it passed the threshold.
Some claim that the chamber originally lived beneath Outlaw Stadium. Thes people also claim that the chamber moves locations to the home stadium of the team that has most recently won the Ultimus three times consecutively. No other NSFL team has three-peated since the Otters 2020, 2021 and 2022 triple run, so this claim is, unfortunately, unable to be proven.
There is said to be a similar chamber under the beloved stadium in Tijuana, El Santo Coliseo, that can be opened with the Ultimini trophy, though we have not been able to verify this claim. No Luchadores alumni would respond to our request for comment, and former manager Jimmy Dugan had only colorful words that are quite unfit for print.
It is customary for the winning team to send a select number of players to receive information and to enjoy the splendor of this place. This most sacred tradition has previously gone unspoken, though stories have begun to emerge in recent years. One individual who would prefer to remain unnamed says that swimming in the natural hot springs in that chamber is what gave him the strength he needed to go through one more season despite intense regression. Another claimed that the feast laid out for the winners was the most delicious food he had ever consumed, though when he attempted to bring some out with him at the conclusion of his time in the chamber, the food turned to diamonds the second it passed the threshold.
Some claim that the chamber originally lived beneath Outlaw Stadium. Thes people also claim that the chamber moves locations to the home stadium of the team that has most recently won the Ultimus three times consecutively. No other NSFL team has three-peated since the Otters 2020, 2021 and 2022 triple run, so this claim is, unfortunately, unable to be proven.
There is said to be a similar chamber under the beloved stadium in Tijuana, El Santo Coliseo, that can be opened with the Ultimini trophy, though we have not been able to verify this claim. No Luchadores alumni would respond to our request for comment, and former manager Jimmy Dugan had only colorful words that are quite unfit for print.
