Like some others, I'm a DSFL rookie and haven't won anything. But if (or when) the Wolves and I win the Ultimini, we'll probably set an all-time record for most sacks sent in one server. We're the underdog. A bot team, 0-14 last season. That kind of comeback is unknown. But we've corralled a good group of people that put their heart into the game, and you'll see our passion on the rap sheets that come from that night. We'll call upon all of our alumni, then get absolutely trashed and party in a Seawolf submarine. Then we'll all probably end up at a Bojangles, crying and cheering. Eventually, as the Norfolk hegemony grows, the Bojangles Ultimini MVP award will be officialized. By the time we hit our 5th straight championship, the Ultmini will be referred to as the Norfolk Best Folk Sack Bowl. But it'll all go back to a tradition. A team, a game, a sack, a Bojangles. If I win an Ultimus, I might just go to Shake Shack and get burgers and shakes as well. Nothing better to christen a championship than some delicious fast food. While this is all very hypothetical, a Norfolk win will taste very very good.

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