(S20) - PT3 - Celebrations

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I can't speak to what exactly happens behind closed doors with an NSFL Ultimus Championship team, because I haven't been there yet. Ipso facto. I still need to win one. You get me? When I was like 13 or 14, my dad's friend, Brock Landers, won an Ultimus with the Arizona Outlaws, and the next thing he did was get divorced and watch his life spiral for a few years. He managed to salvage a decent career though. I think I remember my dad telling me that they all took a tour around the state of Arizona with the trophy. They stopped at golf courses, the Grand Canyon, whatever the hell else is in Arizona. So I'm sure all the teams do this. They have parades, take the trophy around the city, kiss babies, sign autographs, you know... the usual.

I'm sure when I win it I'll bring it back and stand in the middle of the Rose Bowl and hold it up to a packed house as they worship my accomplishment. Sounds reasonable enough to me. The world will know of my greatness and I will parade it around like a golden ticket to Wonka's Chocolate Factory. I can already hear them shouting "WHITE, WHITE, WHITE!"