For the Ulitimus we all celebrate in our own way, but in Austin we do one thing very differently. Austin is known for being weird and for music so we would definitely have to have some type of music celebration. Perhaps we would have an outdoor concert with a bunch of bands, artists and the like. We could do this all while rolling on big moving platforms, surrounded by fans and cheering. We could all have some beer and celebrate the championship with the city.
In essence I am saying we would have a huge parade. There would be floats, music, lights, food, booze, and strippers. We would have to have strippers cause we are that awesome. Also, Austin is known for Barbecue, so we would have to have giant smokers and hunks of meat and sides. After all we are football players and drinking a lot of booze, so food is going to need to be consumed. After this we will have to stop and have some speeches, get a key to the city and celebrate some more.
Maybe one of us will get so faded that we pull an Ovie and swim in a pond or fountain, that's weird. We are Austin and we like, we like to party.
In essence I am saying we would have a huge parade. There would be floats, music, lights, food, booze, and strippers. We would have to have strippers cause we are that awesome. Also, Austin is known for Barbecue, so we would have to have giant smokers and hunks of meat and sides. After all we are football players and drinking a lot of booze, so food is going to need to be consumed. After this we will have to stop and have some speeches, get a key to the city and celebrate some more.
Maybe one of us will get so faded that we pull an Ovie and swim in a pond or fountain, that's weird. We are Austin and we like, we like to party.
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