(S20) - PT3 - Celebrations

[Kyle]

After winning the Ultimus players all go do how the fuck should i know I'm a rookie. When I win my first of many Ultimuseses I plan on on doing huge lines of that ole Tijuana special I never leave home with. First place is going is my hometown, the city I rep, and the city I play professional football in. Austin motherfucking Texas Y'all. I'm keeping it weird twenty-four seven because that's who I am and that's how Austin is. Once i stomp through 6th street and get dazed and confused in Zilker Park i'm taking my wyld ass back yonder to Tijuana where the rules are made up and cell phone pics don't matter. I am king in that city and want to give those good people a giant party they will never forget. An entire week full of hedonism and debauchery for men, women and children. The entire nation of mexico might run out of it's entire supply of alcohol. At that point el presidente of Mexico will have to invade guatemala or some shit to get access to all of thier liquor stores. hopefully after that we should be nice and passed out or possibly hungover if we get enough mascal.