A lot of championship winners go on grandiose vacations to exotic and far away locales, on fancy cruise ships, or journey to Disney World and see how many celebrities they can meet, or even stop by the white House and talk to the president, maybe eat some borgars. Richard D'Attoria V has won two championships over his career, but both came in the DSFL and not in the big leagues, so he's not quite sure how the big boys celebrate. (Note to self: original research will be needed to expand on this topic.) However, immediately following both of Richard D'Attoria V's Ultimini wins, he celebrated with the fans and the entire city, joining the official team parade. In the epic Tijuana S13 Ultimini parade, Richard and his triumphant teammates rolled over the border, acknowledging their significant San Diegan fanbase. The S14 pythons Ultimini parade was similarly fantastic, with the entire team partying and having fun for an entire day. However, after both of these occasions, Richard went to Chipotle with the entire team to get tasty food. Sure, it may seem simple or disappointing, but there's nothing really like an authentic night of bonding with ones teammates over delicious food, games, fun, and maybe too much sugar. Richard plans to continue this tradition when he inevitably wins 6 Ultimus trophies.

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