Well, considering I've been in the league for four years and lost in the championship I have no idea what NSFL champions do...but for the PT I'll give it my best shot and guess what I would do if I won! We definitely wouldn't be going to disneyland because disneyland is for children...we'd need to crank things up a bit. It would start with a visit to my favourite local Yellowknife pawn shop the Golden Nugget. Before BigRed and the rest of the Wraiths had a chance to enjoy their time with the trophy I'd sell that thing for like $20. Of course it's worth 20, 000$ but we've all seen pawn stars and know how that goes. Next I'd take my $20 and head right next door to the local strip club. I'd sit my freshly minted championship tooshie perv row and demand my favourite stripper, Stripper D, onto the stage. Next I would spend the next 5 minutes throwing 5$ bills at her until I spent all $20 of my championship dollars on her. At this point I'd once again be broke and I'd probably head over to Cooter bigsby's place for the big after party. When someone asked what happened to the Ultimus trophy I'd tell them that i gave it to Maurice Virtanen and blame it all on him...
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